Christmas can be a tricky time for singles, so most people assume. There is a new study that suggests a majority of single women and almost half of single men are happy with being single. And just, because you’re single, doesn’t mean that the most wonderful time of the year has to be less wonderful and magical.

It’s actually easy to understand why flying solo means you can have a festive season like no other. Let us list a few reasons why being single during the festive season is the best:

1- No gift Shopping

Some relationships, especially new ones, come with unrealistic gift expectations. Buying the wrong gift can set the tone for the holiday and months to come.

Then it’s nice to not have to fall into this gift -panic trap of the festive season – it’s good to be single. There’s no Christmas shopping stress, with all the uncertainty of “will they like this present?”. Singles can indulge in all their selfish shopping impulses. Buying Christmas gifts for yourself is fun and you will enjoy every single gift.

You can throw yourself into partying and comfort eating… it’s me and more me time. Being single during the festive season is indeed the best.

2- There are no run-ins with in-laws

Being single over Christmas means that there are no run-ins with in-laws. The stress to have to please your in-laws, to have everything ‘perfect’ around the house and to worry about getting the right gift and holding polite conversations. All can add unnecessary stress to this festive season. Sometimes, unfortunately, leading to fights that might ruin the holiday spirit. Being single you don’t have to worry about any of this.

3. Travel

The wonderful thing about being single during the festive season is that you needn’t stay around. You can instead plan to travel abroad. Travelling alone is the best thing you can do, you are free to go anywhere you like. Doing it alone will boost your confidence and will build lasting memories.

4. Party time

Christmas is the party season and as a single, you can take this to the full extent of the meaning -partying. The Christmas period is the best time for being single, there are a lot of parties full of people ordinarily you might not talk to.

During Christmas, the normal rules of dating do not apply. If you are in the mood of romance this is the season for it. Christmas is the ideal time to ask that hot guy for some after-work drinks (wink, wink).

So, get out there and enjoy Christmas while being single.

Is it a night filled with sparkling champagne, strong cocktails, lingerie, sexy costumes, crowds of sexy, open-minded people and holiday cheers?

Here is a list of RHP most desirable Xmas parties and events destinations  around the country that offer all of these and more:

New South Wales

RHP Social Sydney Xmas drinks – Fri, 9^th Dec

RHP Social has been designed for discerning sexy singles and couples who would like to take their time to unwind and get to know other singles and couples in a safe, fun and sexy environment.

Nothing is more powerful than building that electric, sensual connection over a few drinks, knowing glances and a few cheeky smiles.

Red Heaven Presents – Christmas in Wonderland – Sat, 17^th Dec

hose who are inquisitive about what Red Heaven is, now is the time to take the leap down that rabbit hole, to a new world of curious fun and diverse reality. In the words of the Cheshire Cat…. ‘I’m not crazy. My reality is just different from yours.’

Christmas in Wonderland will have the extraordinary DJ line up of Issy, Du Jour and Alex Taylor and wonderful performers leaving you full of wonderment and excitement.

Our Secret Spot – Xmas Party – Fri, 23^rd Dec

This is the big one that you all have been waiting for and as you know it’s always the biggest in the Secret Spot.

Come party with us at the Secret Spot and surrender to your fantasies.

Make it a night to remember

Western Australia

Christmas Party @ Pleasure Lounge, Fri 9^th Dec

Red Christmas Party
BELMONT
Wear something Red!
Come join in the sexy festivities.
Make Santa come!!!
Fun and games and giveaways.
Then when the Bell tolls… its time to loose some items of clothing.

Perth Socialites Christmas Get together –  Sat 10^th Dec

It’s time for Perth Socialites members and non-members to mix n mingle while celebrating all things Christmassy.

Daytime Catch Up: 2 – 6pm
Lets meet in the Beer Garden (with a kids play area) at a Hotel we have used previously for a Meet.
For those who don’t care to drive, it is situated right across from a Train Station…

Food and drinks are pay as you go.

Nighttime Party: 8pm – 12

A private club is ours to party on till midnight, so lets all spread some Christmas cheer with the sexy Socialites and RHPers…..
Cost $25 per person (pre-paid) covers entry, welcome drink, food & ice.
As we need a minimum number for this venue, all registrations and payments are to be made by December 1^st..

CHRISTMAS EVE @ Pleasure Lounge, Sat 24^th Dec

Christmas Eve
Free Meet n Greet and Then Party
BELMONT

Relax on Christmas Eve with Drinks with friends from 6pm
Then A special Fun night

Xmas Eve Party @ Sensationz, Sat 24^th Dec

We are a Nudist/Swingers Club. Come celebrate Xmas Eve with us.

We have 2 Saunas, 2 pool tables, table tennis Table, 2 private rooms + Open play/lounge area with adult movie showing. Massage room, BYO bar area & dance floor.

BOXING DAY FUN@ Pleasure Lounge, Mon 26th Dec

BOXING DAY FUN

Belmont

COME AND HANG OUT WITH LIKE MINDED PEOPLE

Have a Spa, Watch The test match
Have some fun, no pressure just come and enjoy the day, from 11am bring your leftovers
and drinks.

Boxing Day Public Holiday Party @ Sensationz, Mon 26th Dec

Enjoy Boxing Day with us!

We have 2 Saunas, 2 Pool Tables, Table Tennis Table, 2 Private rooms + Open room/lounge area with adult movie showing.

Massage room to really relax.

BYO bar area & dance floor.

Queensland

Brumbies Summer Lovers Xmas Party – Fri, 16^th Dec 

The world-famous Surfers Paradise beach and breathtaking skyline remains a major draw cards for millions of Gold Coast visitors each year.

We will be cooking up a storm with a famous Aussie BBQ on us and The Brand New and Exciting Club opening just a 5 min drive from Surfers Paradise
But when the Brumbies are in town the only place that will be thriving is our Summer Lovers Night. Running successful parties with raving and glowing feedback from all our couples and single girls who attend our Sydney based parties, the Brumbies are bringing our flair and hosting capabilities to Surfers Paradise for one special night.

The Official Mike’s Place Sexy Saturday Xmas Party – Sat, 24^th Dec

This is the one to attend if you can.

The Sexy Saturday Xmas Party is designed for the Saturday Patrons who can make it and aren’t Partied out already.
Come dressed as Sexy Elves and Santa’s Helpers. Lots of tinsel – red, green and white.
Tis the season to be merry…..come on come all.
Rumour has it that Santa will make an appearance…..

HO HO HO- Chateau Vino’s Xmas Party for Patrons & Guest – Sat, 17th Dec

Merry Christmas Everyone.

Please join the management and staff of Chateau Vino in celebrating Xmas 2016 with our annual Christmas Party. Dress like Santa in Summer, or a sexy elf and win some great prizes too.
The heat will be ON,  but the air-con keeps us cool…. cool enough to keep playing until the early hours.
Chateau Vino – It’s where swingers meet, party and play

Victoria

Melbourne Swingers Christmas Party, Sat, 17^th Dec

Ho Ho Ho Merry Xmas. Santa is on his way and bringing the Christmas cheer to all who come. Whether you’re naughty or nice, kinky or straight come along and enjoy the shows from the amazing Donny and Fetish House. The Rockin DJ Dave will be in the house. Prizes, Entertainment and lots more.

Walk through the doors at Shed 16 and leave you inhibitions in your locker, with your clothes and enter the new world order of Hedonism.

Purr’s Silver & White Xmas – Fri, 16th Dec

Purr is once again pleased to announce our legendary Xmas event – Silver & White Xmas.

This is the big one that you all have been waiting for and as you know it’s always the biggest Purr.

Allow yourself to surrender and let new fantasies come alive.

If you are more into one-on-one encounters why not post a few dates on DATEFINDER and ensure you celebrate your holiday season in a more personal style.

Merry Christmas Everyone!

RedHotPie members start your engines! This year’s Xmas season promises something special.

Xmas, summer and nice warm weather can be a lot of fun when you are part of the sexy lifestyle. Skimpy, tiny-weenie little outfits, long and warm nights make for the perfect party time. Are you going to be naughty or nice this holiday season?

It’s time to start planning and get your steamy Xmas break the sexiness it deserves. So what’s really going on around the country? Sneak away to your state’s parties or go further and explore the other states. Either way here is a list of what is happening from state to state:

New South Wales

 
Red Heaven presents Santa’s Summer of Sports – Sat, 5^th December

Red Heaven has created a fun, seductive and sophisticated themed events, with an explosion of essential funky house tunes and a flirtatious and provocative style dress code. Christmas will be a definite blast! What does summer mean to you? Cricket, tennis, football, soccer or swimming? Whatever it is you clad yourself in your favourite sexy sporting outfit and have a blowout at Santa’s Summer of Sport!  

Naughty or Nice Chritstmas Party – Sat 12^th December

The Party People are hosting their very own Naughty Or Nice Christmas Party on the 12^th of December. Celebrate this cheeky season with some mischievous fun. Dress up naughty/nice and look for Santa’s naughty helpers.

Brumbies White Christmas Party – Fri 18^th December

Set in a beautiful home in the Southern Sydney Beach suburb, with a large 10 person outdoor spa, Alfresco undercover area, main room playing area for the wild members and separate secluded rooms for those wanting a more intimate experience. Let’s have a Christmas Party to remember on Friday the 18^th of December. There will be great giveaways from our great friends at RedHotPie.

Sexy Santa Shag-A-Thon – Saturday, 19^thDecember

For those of you who have already been to Our Secret Spot, you already know how wild their parties get. If you haven’t checked it out yet, now is the time! OSS is one of, if not THE best lifestyle club in the country. It’s going to be a very Merry Christmas at Our Secret Spot on Saturday the 19^th of December. Find your Sexiest Santa outfits and strut around the club ready to be very naughty and OHHHH so nice. Canapés and Christmas treats will be served.

Western Australia

Pleasure Lounge xXxMas Party @ PL – Fri 18^th December

The best swingers party venue in Perth is having a Xmas party on Friday the 18^thof December. Unwind, have fun and let some steam off before your other Xmas parties. No pressure nor expectations.

Who’s Been Naughty Xmas Party – Sat, 19^th December

If you prefer private sexy house parties, then Perth sneaky sins have your back. Just before it all gets crazy, why not celebrate Xmas on Saturday the 19^th of December in a private residence in Karrinyup while splashing or sipping away on your drink around the pool. A friendly party for new and experienced couples who just want to chill before the 25^th of December.

Victoria

Melbourne swingers Christmas Party – Saturday, 12^thDecember

Melbourne swingers are taking Swinging to a NEW LEVEL! Melbourne Swingers is a mixed lifestyle event where across-section of sexually based lifestyles can be indulged with a mixture of broad minded adults and exhibitionists looking for erotic adult activities and entertainment. Come celebrate Xmas Saturday the 12^th of December.

PURR -Ho Ho HoIt’s White Xmas – Fri, 18th December

Yes it’s that time of the year again, when Purr is having their 11th Xmas event …and this year its everyone’s favourite theme “WHITE XMAS”. 

The BIG man in red is due to make an appearance @ PURR party, and he’s bringing special surprise gifts for everyone… You’ll be kicking yourself if you miss out on this one.

Queensland
Mikesplace Frisky Friday Pre Xmas Party – Friday,18th December 

As always at Mikesplace, fun times are at the top of our list and the 18^thof December is the date. So if you want to come along and have some fun, this is the Friday night to have it. There will be plenty of sexy pixies and horny Santa’s helpers, get dressed up and have fun.

Chateau Vino Swingers Club Xmas Dress-up! – Sat, 12th December

Dress to impress for our naughty Santa when you sit on his knee and whisper all the dirty things you have done this year to deserve a gift. Prizes for best dressed! Come enjoy yourself at Chateau Vino on the 12^th of December.

So much going on around the country, but if things just don’t work your way at all for whatever reason, you can always have Sara mesmerise you to sleep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqKb1OGpDjo

If you are more into one-on-one encounters why not post a few dates on DATEFINDER and ensure you celebrate your holiday season in a more personal style.

We here at RedHotPie.com.au are huge believers in the power of science and modern medical technology, however, we also subscribe to that age old adage, ‘prevention is better than cure’. Luckily for you, we’re sitting on the mother of all preventative measures… let us tell you a little about it.

Sex. Yes it’s the quiet achiever ladies and gentlemen, or the not so quiet achiever if you’re doing right! “But how can sex save me?” we hear you asking. Well praise the sultry gods because I tell you brothers and sisters, without this little porking pastime the obituaries would be twice as long throughout January.

Let’s look at the top five cause of croaking around the holidays and point out how exactly copulating may well keep you on the mortal coil this Christmas.

Death by Road

So maybe you’ve had a big day. It was an early start, the gift giving thing dragged on forever, and then Aunty Val plied you with roast vegetables, six kinds of meat and a pudding big enough to kill a water buffalo. Now you and the partner are driving home and the eye lids are drooping a little. Enter sex! Instead of pushing on through the night and running the risk of pummelling a telephone poll you’re best off pulling over, finding a quiet bit of road or for you suburbanites a dark alleyway and adjourning to the back seat. Treat it like the naughty diversion it is, burn that turkey tryptamine away with a good old poling on the love seat. Make it short and sharp, but here’s the trick – don’t either of you come! Nope that’s right, you leave the senses tingling. You should be wanting that vinegar stroke so bad you’ll be awake for days just thinking about it! You’re awake for the rest of the drive home and I guarantee that you and the partner will be doing your Lego impression before you shut the front door behind you.

Death by Food

Remember aunty Val and that huge meal, well if watch the evening news you know all too well one of the biggest killers in our fair country is food; get down your local lawn bowls club or Op Shop and there you’ll find more guts than an slaughter house floor. You see over the years we have a tendency to pack it on and Christmas time is a major offender when it comes to gorging sessions. So make a pact with the lover, take it easy at the table, maybe ask for a doggy bag, just desserts if your palette doesn’t care to mix savoury flavours with bodily fluids. Yes, you see where we’re going with this. It’s Nine And A Half Weeks meets XXXmas… take that fruit pudding or those profiteroles and smear your better half, lather your favourite zones and spend the afternoon in bed enjoying your food, why inhale it when you can blow it?!?

Death by Drowning

What a nasty way to go, alone at the bottom of an aquatic body. Not even Jeff Buckley could make that one glamorous, so let’s avoid it eh. The secret here is not going it alone. You see when it comes to the adults and pools, the real trouble starts when the grog comes out and people take a dip without company… so this Christmas, make a water date with the lover. Make a little saucy, if you’ve got the pool to yourselves, make it a nudie session, do the bolt out the pool in your birthday suit; sure the neighbours might catch a glimpse but that’s part of the fun. We can assure you, there’ll be no kipping under the surface when your busy enjoying your third orgasm. The best part about this one is that with the skins tendency to wrinkle like a prune, after half an hour you can see what it will be like to shag when you’re seventy.

Death by Domestic Violence

It’s sad but it happens, emotions can be strained around this period and although it’s all about peace love and understanding, sometimes it can all be too much. So if you and your squeeze have a fiery relationship, remove any chance of the morning getting off on the wrong foot by getting on the job first thing. Hows about, you, a big ribbon and… actually that’s it. Wake up early enough to get the jump on your partner, no pun in tended, and kick the day of with a little morning glory. Hell, for the fitter readers out there, why not challenge yourself. See if you can’t ride the flesh train right up to lunchtime; just you try fighting after three hours of heavy relations!

Death by Boredom

You know at some point this Christmas you’re going to find yourself in a horrible situation through obligation. Maybe it’s your wife’s cousins Boxing Day fondue party or maybe it’s the boyfriend’s family’s Christmas Eve scrap booking dinner – good god! Well this is where the sly shag comes into its own. Turn your boredom inward and as you feel the tingle of anxiety and rage bubbling under your skin, turn the sexual afterburners on. Get flirting and make-sure your partner knows the score; make them understand as soon as the opportunity presents it’s on like Donkey-Kong. Then it’s just a waiting game, soon enough you’ll both slip away and the next four minutes will get your through the next four hours no sweat.

Christmas is about giving and nothing is better than seeing the look of satisfaction and appreciation on your partner’s face when you know you purchased the right gift.
So we have looked into some of the worst gifts and some of the best gifts you can give out this Christmas.

As a general rule, do not buy females kitchen appliances. It’s very unsexy and unless you plan to be single in the New Year it is advisable to not purchase any such household items. No sireee. Just put down that Harvey Norman catalogue right now.

Also no linen, naff ornaments or any recycled gifts you no longer want. Yes, we all have a pile of unwanted presents in the cupboard from our crazy aunts. The aunt who thought a Garfield jigsaw puzzle was exactly what you needed for Christmas. Save these gems to give to the people in the office when ‘Secret Santa’ is enforced.

And ladies: do not buy your partner any clothing unless he has requested for you to do so. That’s the mother or crazy aunt’s job. There are so many other things out there to rev your partner’s engine so let’s get down to the good stuff.

It’s always a recommendation to purchase something you can use together. Yes this includes that brand new, rotating, buzzing, cooks-dinner-for-you-and-washes-up-afterwards vibrator your missus has had her eye on. Or the anal beads you have always thought your man would like. Perhaps even a gift voucher for the naughty store of your choice and the promise of a fun shopping spree on a day off together. That way you can pick something out you’ll both love.

If money is a factor but you still want to give something special, a homemade gift voucher booklet never goes astray. You can also get quite creative with this one and personalise it to suit your tastes. Anything from ‘IOU one massage’, to ‘IOU a one hour oral sex session with your choice of topping: chocolate sauce, honey or whipped cream’. (Non-refundable and not valid on Sundays).

For the truly brave a his/hers waxing could be on the cards. Nothing can be more erotic than a little pain before pleasure, and smooth, hair-free bits and pieces wrapped in some new lingerie will certainly ignite some fires. (Just keep it indoors since it is bushfire season…)

The even braver could venture into some permanent ink a la Pamela and Tommy Lee. Or should that be Kid Rock? Perhaps just your partner’s initials tattooed onto one another could be a present with an edge. Something less permanent? Piercings can heighten sexual pleasure and could be an interesting gift option. You can both gain from a piercing in a strategic position.

Have you always wanted some nice shots of your partner? Ones where they don’t have their eyes half shut and clasping onto an alcoholic beverage? A great idea could be a professional studio photography session. You can book the both of you in or just stand back while they make your partner into model material. Tastefully done nude shots are something you can both enjoy, or something even naughtier if you so desire.

Finally, the tried and true treat is the dirty weekend away or the naughty overnight stay in a nice boutique hotel. With so many packages on offer this time of year, you simply choose a destination, book it, pack the new toys and enjoy.

We all know it’s the thought that counts so put some consideration into it and see what other ideas you can come up with!