Awkward… Or Awesome!?!

A man who was born with two penises due to a rare medical condition called Diphillia has stirred up a storm in the chartrooms of entertainment site, Reddit, during the “Ask Me Anything” session.

There’s no sure way of knowing whether this is a hoax, but frankly, the photo of the genitals of the man known only as DoubleDickDude is quite compelling. Perhaps supporting the validity of his double package is the fact that one in six million boys are born with two penises, but most have the extra appendage removed at an early age.

According to this mystery man, having two dicks is pretty great:

“Both are 100% functional. What I was born with is called Diphallia. I did NOT absorb a twin. It’s not genetic or inherited. I am bisexual and in a committed relationship with a man and a woman, but have permission to stray only with James Franco…wherever he is. ?”

We got thinking… would DoubleDickDude’s condition be awkward or straight up awesome? Here are some points on both sides of the coin…

Awkward:
1. Can cross swords with himself.
2. “How’s it hanging?” Never a simple question.
3. Seeing double. Is it the booze or the Diphillia?
4. Handling the hoses… never cross the streams!

Awesome:
• Perfect set up for threesomes.
• What’s better than an orgasm? Stereo orgasm.
• One man DP machine.
• Can play drums without sticks.

Let’s assume this is true… is the whole two penises thing a blessing or a curse? What would you do with them?