Pubic hair grooming has become interestingly diverse; to the extent that there are many, many options out there! One can let it grow wild, trim it, wax it, dye it and shape it into a landing strip. How you groom your pubes says a lot about you, following is a summary on Pubes decoded!!

What’s your pube personality?

FULL BUSH: You are strong character dismissing what fashion dictates and people’s strong opinions of what constitutes sex appeal down under, excuse the pun, this leads people to either love or hate you.

LANDING STRIP: You’re always incredibly forward and precise and even in your sexual adventures you like things to be clear from the onset, indicating exactly where incoming traffic should head.

TRIANGLE: You’re not interested in following trends you think of yourself as a trend maker showing originality at all times and under the sheets you demand attention and put the unthinkable to the test.

AMATEUR SHAVED TUFT: You are saturated with so many plans and try to tackle them all at once therefore your attempts are rather ‘awkward’. However, due to this you are willing to try anything in bed but as usual everything at once and sometimes this might back fire and create a bit of frustration.

SPECIAL SHAPE (LIGHTENING BOLT, HEART, ETC): This spells out attention seeker!! You crave for attention and will go to great lengths to get it. You have at one time or another done one or all of the following; gone skinny-dipping, dyed your hair a crazy color like pink, dated an older man, flashed your boobs in public, made out with a girl to turn on a guy. But it’s not all wild and crazy! Your friends love you because you let them tag along when you skip past lines at the hottest clubs, and loan them anything they want from your fashionable wardrobe. You are a source of entertainment and your friends secretly wish they had the guts to be as wild as you.

BALD: You are bold and you don’t do anything half way. At heart you’re a perfectionist. You like everything neat and orderly regardless of the occasion, just in case, which is why your bed is always made, your dishwasher is always empty, and your vagina is always hairless. What is interesting is you seldom engage in any hanky-panky unless you see ways of doing it in an orderly and neat fashion.

VAJAZZLED: Bling and more bling it never is enough, life and things that surround you must have a certain shine and appeal. You’re one of those women who believe in blinging everything — your shoes, your mobile phone, your handbag, your dog’s collar,your laptop and of course your vagina.

Now which one are you? Do you fit in any of these or are there more out there that need to be mentioned?

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‘Preference – Pubic Hair, No Pubic Hair or A Little of Both?’ Read it here
‘Hair Styles.’ Read it here
‘Hairy down there.’ Read it here