As the undisputed global authority on sex, sexuality and sexiness, we felt it was our duty to look back and heap a little praise on the hottest moments of 2007. From the newest talent in amateur Asian porn to some naughty naked nerd fodder, we’ve covered all the bases, so sit down, buckle up and relive the sexy events of 2007!

10 – David Duchovny’s new XXX-Files

Skully was hot but she never got the puppy’s out, thankfully David Duchovny’s producer enforced attrition is over! Bursting back onto our screens with some serious sexy style, Duchovny’s new hit Californication is a dead set sauce monster and it’s taken the world by storm, ensuring Mr D and his new show a spot in our top ten sexiest moments of 2007.

9 – Parisian Prison sex romp

Now we know Miss Hilton did some time in the slammer this year for a few little indiscretions her legal eagles couldn’t get her out of, and we have all seen those adult films set in women’s prisons… so really, it’s safe to assume we know what went on inside right?!? Now let you mind wander a little, the stunning socialite, the assertive cell mate, the long hours between lights out and morning cell check… you do that math!

8 – Australian bad boy Ben Cousins arrested for carrying guns!

Sure he may not be a great role-model for the kids, but when Australian Rules Football super-star Ben Cousins was dragged off the streets in Perth a few months ago there was not a woman in the land that wasn’t wanting a piece of the tattooed hooligan. Rippling, handcuffed and so very nonchalant, Cousin’s has become Australia’s premiere bad-boy pin-up, and with his well documented behaviour since the arrest and subsequent release, it looks to be a role he and the women of Australia are comfortable with.

7 – Hoang Thuy Linh’s straight to internet movie release

The beautiful young Vietnamese actress had the world at her feet and a cad between her legs. After her scoundrel of an ex released their saucy sex romp, filmed on his phone camera, the gorgeous Hoang Thuy Linh had to say a quick goodbye to her budding television career; however after such a sterling performance in the sack, a film career might be on the cards?!? We can only hope and pray.

6 – Vanessa Hudgens topless press release

Another in the parade of squeaky clean celebs throwing it all away in a fit of digitally archived passion, Vanessa Hudgens nude pics spread across the net like wildfire earlier this year creating a whirlwind of unwanted attention for the “School Musical” star. Although she had made her name singing and dancing for the kiddies it became very apparent that her real talent was nude modelling. Disney fans around the world are eagerly awaiting any follow up shoots.

5 – Belladonna hits the RedHotPie stand in Melbourne

If a gaggle of RedHotPie girls, running about at the 2007 Melbourne Sexpo wasn’t enough to fill the pants of every male onlooker, the arrival of porn’s hottest sexual property in American starlet Belladonna would have put the horny-o-meter right through the roof. In an exclusive one on one, the divine miss B sat and chatted with the RHP team about anything our little hearts desired! Ok, so it didn’t make headlines around the world, but as far as we’re concerned, it was one of the greatest things to have ever happened.

4 – Matt Damon – Bourne to be sexy

What can you say about this border jumping, twelve cop punching, woman slaying super spy? In a role that has even influenced the style of the Bond film franchise, Matt Damon has smashed his way to the top of sexy celebrity polls around the world in 2007. With steely good looks, an infectious smile and a command of free-form martial arts that when unleashed means “yo ass”, Damon’s Bourne character has become this generations strongest leading man the recent “Bourne Ultimatum” release was easily one of the year’s sexiest moments.

3 – Natalie Portman strips and gets into Wes Anderson’s shorts!

In a move that has destroyed Star Wars underpants around the globe, Natalie Portman has gone all out, dropping the threads in Wes Andersons new short film Hotel Chevalier. We all recall watching the schlock that was the Star Wars prequels thinking to ourselves “this film could totally rock if Padmé Amidala nuded up a bit”. Well, where Lukas failed, Anderson has triumphed. Portman’s slender curves are truly a sight to behold making Hotel Chevalier a winner, even if the rest of it is esoteric, indulgent wank.

2 – David Beckham’s new Armani underwear campaign

Well his ball work has always been exemplary and it’s a skill the Armani brand has picked up on. Sprawled across some antique work bench in little more than an unbuttoned shirt and a designer loin cloth, you can bet Beckham’s rock hard torso and tightly cupped coin purse will be causing more moisture than a pyro at a fireman’s convention. With a body from a sculptors wet dream and that “oi why dunt yoo cum ere and shag me” look, Beckham’s Armani spread is a solid runner up in this years sexiest moments list.

1 – Red Hot Pie webcam chat rooms every night!

Streets ahead of the pack are our very own RHP exhibitionists! You all know who you are, so put the sex toys down, stand up and take a bow. Every night, RHP partiers from around the globe are logging in and getting off online, and the best part about all this… we all get to watch! From orgies in Brisbane to French-maids masturbating in Bristol, anything goes in the RedHotPie webcam chat rooms RedHotPie webcam chat rooms and it’s this communal sex appeal that has catapulted our very own daily sexcapades to this year’s number one position!