Being well endowed, like sporting a 9 inch bulge is great, but fear not there are other ways you can make up for it. When it comes to pleasing women that’s not all it takes and for many women, your oral sex skills are much more important.
Keeping your gal happy with tongue satisfaction is an art. Mastering the fine art of cunnilingus (snatch licking/carpet munching) will make you a man in great demand regardless of the size of your bulge.
The benefit of being great at oral sex is that you’ll have your gal screaming with pleasure and willing to go all out! A tongue satisfied woman is an enthusiastic lover. Pretty certain, everyone wants this. Words of advice -become a beaver whisper.
When however, you hear these remarks while you’re down on her, you know for certain you suck at oral sex! Time to practice.
• That’s my butthole!
• You really should get that dandruff checked out!
• Have you ever done this before?
• Brown. I think you need to paint this wall brown.
• It’s not a Pie Eating Contest you idiot!
To make sure this doesn’t happen to you, here are some tips:
Practice: Athletes practice their sport. Actors practice their lines. Writers practice their writing. If you want to be good… Practice! Practice! Practice!
If you don’t have a partner around to practice with, you may find it helpful to substitute objects you have around the house:
• Bananas make a fine substitute for the girls.
• For the man, now that we live in a high tech society, you can get some practice with a new app appropriately called Lick This. It has you licking the screen of your phone while teaching you three tongue moves.
Get your oral sex technique honed and you’ll be taking a giant leap to being her ideal lover. Women need to be in the mood before having sex, and what better way than get her wet down under, almost a guaranteed path towards sex.
It’s also well known that some women achieve orgasm far easier with oral sex than with intercourse and for many women, pleasuring her orally is the only way they can experience an orgasm. So don’t be in a hurry and get carried away with zeroing into intercourse.
Ease into oral sex—don’t just attack. Relax and unwind her, get her into the moment, undress her, kiss her, fondle her, go slowly, be a tongue contortionist and bring her to orgasm. If things don’t go as smoothly and gaffes happen along the way –laugh.
Let’s decode the secrets of a beaver whisperer:
Start with a few soft, puppy-dog licks, maybe no more than ten. Then begin moving your tongue up and down and around the rim, heck why not throw in a few rotations, and then focus on the engorged button for the glorious finale.
Imperative to remember is that every woman is different so the most handful advice is listen to her subtle hints and watch her hip movements.
As great as oral sex is, it can be super awkward sometimes, we’ve all had something happen while ‘going down’ that has made us burst out laughing or want to die of embarrassment.
Have you heard or had experiences of oral sex bloopers? Suffocated with face- sitting or got squirted on during orgasm?
What are the funniest, most embarrassing or awkward or mind-blowing oral sex stories? What techniques work best? Go on and share we all have these kind of stories.
