A 58-year-old woman in Chesnee, U.S.A. called 911 because her 72-year old husband wanted her “to hook up with his sisters,” according to a Spartanburg County Sheriff’s report obtained by The Smoking Gun.

The woman, whose name has been redacted, told deputies that she and her husband had “some sex problems,” but that she not only does not want to hook up with her sisters-in-law, she wants them prohibited from coming to her house. The responding deputy wrote that he “explained the no trespass law.”

Also, in case this story wasn’t enough to dissuade you from bringing your family members into the bedroom. In September, a man in South Carolina allegedly assaulted his girlfriend during a three-way with the woman and her cousin.

The 911 lines in Spartanburg County must be jammed up with sex-related incidents.

Last week, a Spartanburg woman was allegedly having anal sex with her lover when the man’s wife barged in. According to a sheriff’s report, the first woman responded by attacking the wife.

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