Now before you set off to the stores with the blood quickly rushing to your tingly bits let’s look at your options: You could get your lover the horse-scale dong but would something so in-your-face be all that sexy? Well ok maybe it would but let’s see if we can’t stretch our imaginations a little further, ensuring a saucy gift that will excite both giver and receiver.

The Basket
For the picky shoppers out there, why not throw all your eggs in one basket by getting your loved one something like… a basket! An adult gift basket can contain just about anything and can offer some variety which is of course the spice of life. We’re talking scented candles, massage oils, body paint, a lacy g-string and chocolate boobs etc. Anything you believe will help create the carnally infused atmosphere you’re chasing is a potential inclusion, so have fun with it. What you don’t like, you can always give out as prizes at your next naughty party

The Game
After the Christmas lunch gorge has ended, someone inevitably pulls out the Parker Brothers board games producing little more than monotony and heavy eye-lids. After the last morsel of pudding disappears, why not send your folks packing, giving you and your lover some privacy and a chance to roll the dirty dice. Games like Nookii, the Karma Sutra playing cards or Monogamy will ensure you spend the afternoon eating more than just left-overs. Failing that, grab that empty bottle of champers and play a round of Spin the Bottle.

The Big Wet
Everyone’s got a spectacular story about that time they humped their partner stupid in the bath or spa right… well there’s no harm in encouraging a repeat performance. Throw a bath pack together; take some scented candles, bubble bath, nice cleansing gels, maybe a couple of heavy white robes and a little Barry White for good measure. Your partner will be wet before the first toe hits the water. Check your local adult stores to see if you can add a few fun bath toys too. Some vibrators are specifically made for underwater pleasuring.

9½ Weeks
You know the film, Mickey Rourke, Kim Basinger, some condiments and a swag of sadomasochistic abuse. Depending on your partner’s temperament maybe forego the abuse, but some carefully selected food items can make for quite the kitchen work out. The whip cream, the cherries, the chocolate sauce, the frozen bananas… the rest of this story writes itself. Try a Christmas theme and heat things up with brandy butter and candy canes.

Get Away
You know what’s great about dirty get-aways, the lack of pretext. You know you’re going to have lots of filthy sex, your partner knows you’re going to have lots of filthy sex, the complete assuredness of the venture makes the situation so damn horny it hurts… think about that when shopping for your baby… is that level of nudie fun worth the extra bucks you might spend on a pressie of this size? Of course it is. Get on the blower and book that b+b now, your pants will thank you for it.

Cinema
For the more liberal among us, the world of porn should not be overlooked. Would you rather spend the afternoon watching some ancient drivel about an angel getting its wings or would you prefer to snuggle up with your partner to watch Jenna Jameson getting reamed seven ways from Sunday? If you’re a stickler for context and the sense of occasion there are several Christmas themed adult productions available. Ho, ho, ho indeed!

A Swinging XXXmas Party
While most couples would undoubtedly be doing the family thing on Christmas Day, nothing should stop you from making your Christmas Eve a sexy occasion. After all, it’s your last chance to show Santa how naughty you are! Perhaps have a few saucy couples over for a dinner party with a difference. Suggest that your guests dress up in sexy lingerie or underwear for the table.
You can be crafty and liberate your Christmas crackers of all its usual naff content and replace them with condoms, naughty jokes and the like. Serve up as many finger foods (think tapas style) as possible to encourage mutual hand feeding and finger licking. You can set aside some fresh strawberries and cream for dessert but I doubt you’d all last that long and retired to err.. rest…

So there are a few ideas to get you away from the standard items usually filling the stockings on Christmas morning. Think outside the box and don’t be afraid to be a little brash, sometimes the dirtier the thought the greater the return. Don’t forget – your lust and affection for your partner is ultimately an affirmation of their importance and worth to you; now if that doesn’t fill them with Christmas cheer something’s wrong.

Merry XXXmas!!

She wants to have a threesome with him but starting with her using the strap-on on me and then blindfolding me. They want to then tie me up and make me guess who is penetrating me. I am very willing to experiment but don’t know if it will be to painful. Both the guy’s penis and the strap-on are about 7 to 8 inches and reasonably thick. Is it too big and will he fit it all in my anus? Is the anus deep enough for the hard and fast side of things? I really want to try it but just a little hesitant.

I think everyone who has tried anal sex will agree that if you are hesitant at all, you will not find the experience comfortable or pleasurable. The anal passage is not designed to take objects in so it’s very important to make sure you are very relaxed and well prepared. Having said that, if done the right way, you’ll be surprised how accommodating the anal passage is, especially with lube.
As much as your friend is keen to try a threesome, I would strongly suggest that you try experimenting with the strap-on just with her. If you are nervous about taking on a 7-8 inch strap-on, perhaps invest in a smaller, skinnier dildo to see how well you can take it. Make sure you have a lot of water-based lubricant on hand and get your friend to gently guide the dildo in. If this works well, then you can move on to the strap-on but I suggest just using it like a dildo also. If the larger size of the strap-on isn’t a problem for you either, your friend can strap up. Remember that your friend will not have any sense of how deep she is penetrating you other than seeing how much of the dildo is going in. You’ll need to tell her when the sensation is too deep for you.

Once you have explored the strap-on with your friend (and over time developed more trust), you can both look at bringing in the bi dude. You should have no trouble taking in a real penis (don’t forget condoms and lube) but unlike your friend, her male friend will be enjoying the sensation of being inside you and may thrust harder and faster. If you are concerned that the guy may go too deep, ask him to wrap a small towel around the base of his penis to prevent this. As for the extras, I would really consider letting your friend only blindfold you at this stage. It doesn’t sound like you know either your friend and her friend that well so being tied up may just have to be a treat reserved for when more trust is built. I would say the same for having your session videotaped.
Finally, don’t forget water-based lube!

It’s going to be hotter than a Hades and we want the best in the west to get along, after all, how can we give you the thumping great plasma screen TV if you don’t show up?

No, Father Christmas ain’t got nothin’ on us; once again we’ll be the stand giving away the giant plasma screen because we’re about the love, big electrical goods love in this case!

Not only are we hookin some lucky punter up telly style, we’ve also arranged a gut busting, RedHot Sexpo ticket offer. Yup, if you head on over to the SEXPO SITE, select the tickets you want and then just punch in the code RHP09 you’ll be paying $20 instead of the normal $25 for your ticket… cool huh?!?

You can bet your sweet behind that this year’s Perth Sexpo is going to be the best yet with heaps of amazing attractions including…

– The RedHotPie Amateur Strips

– The Sexpo Ashes series (win a trip to London!!!)

– Pricasso

– Russell Gilbert

– Penthouse Pet Suzie Q

– Amateur Pole Dancing

– The Amateur Strips

– The Laporium

– Hypnotist Mark Anthony

– Bad boys

– Strip Poker

So come along and experience the fun and frivolity of Sexpo, and take our Plasma… no pun intended… promise.

Whips, Blindfolds, Handcuffs and More…
“Nothing goes past the good old handcuffs,” said one sexy RHP member and it seemed that many agreed with a bunch of them commenting that they love a little bondage and more. “I do love the leather cuffs (wrist and ankle) with chains, the double ended dildo, the nipple clamps (not used on the nippies) and hey the list goes on…” said one forum post, while another cheekily added “I make the most of my play time by playing and my favourite toy(s) would be whip, blindfold and cuffs, hehehehe whether me wielding them or receiving them…well I’ll let you guess.”
Try: The Fantasy Domination Kit

The Rabbit
This one was hugely popular with the women of RHP and many agreed that every woman should get her hands wrapped firmly around one. “I think at a bare minimum every girl should own a Rabbit,” said one female, while another enthused “[I] have to say my man is my all time fav… But for a daily dose the ivibe Rabbit always hits the spot when all alone.” These babies have come a long way since they were featured on Sex and The City and you can now get the waterproof version with three different speeds or rotation and vibration.
Try: The Waterproof Jack Rabbit

Bullets
These delicious delights promise to hit the mark every time and their sexy accuracy has proved very popular! “You cannot beat a little ‘silver bullet’ toy that we call MR Buzzy,” said one RHP member, and if you can’t find one when you’re in the heat of the moment, this member recommends finding a creative alternative; “The next best thing of course is an electric toothbrush. No nasty tartar buildup on the old clitty.”
Try: The Ammunition of Love

Remote Controlled Goodies
For a little bit of fun for everyone, a very sexy RHP member recommends getting your hands (and more) on remote control gadgets. “Can’t go past the remote control one. For fun, wear it out to parties, restaurants, or maybe dinner with your in-laws hehehe,” she says. “And give your partner the control. The person with the control can send sweet vibrations at a touch of a button for as long or as many times as they want. Guaranteed to keep a smile on your face through the most boring event, so perhaps the next long wedding ceremony you’re invited to, seminar, etc. Heaps of fun! Be warned …don’t set it off when someone is carrying a stack of dishes!”
Try: The Ultra 10 Remote Control Bullet

Vibrating Gloves
Anything that vibrates is a winner when it comes to delighting the senses. “I love the Vibrating Glove; it is fantastic, the whole glove vibrates and it gets me going every time… mmm. I saw them at Sexpo and have a few male friends from here who have them and know how to use them,” says a sexy female RHP member. Another added; “I have a little finger vibe that slides over your finger. Used as you would normally use your finger. Small and quiet. I actually take it to work sometimes and use it under my desk.” And it’s not just the bedroom where these toys come in handy. “My other favourite toy is my Rubber Duck, it was given to me for my Birthday. He looks like an everyday Rubber Duck but is an actual Vibrator. His beak and tail are great for clitoral stimulation, he is my little travel companion.”
Try: I Rub My Duckie

Do you have a favourite sex toy that you want to tell us about? Do you prefer the classic hand cuffs or maybe something a little more powerful? We want to hear all about it!

Christmas is about giving and nothing is better than seeing the look of satisfaction and appreciation on your partner’s face when you know you purchased the right gift.
So we have looked into some of the worst gifts and some of the best gifts you can give out this Christmas.

As a general rule, do not buy females kitchen appliances. It’s very unsexy and unless you plan to be single in the New Year it is advisable to not purchase any such household items. No sireee. Just put down that Harvey Norman catalogue right now.

Also no linen, naff ornaments or any recycled gifts you no longer want. Yes, we all have a pile of unwanted presents in the cupboard from our crazy aunts. The aunt who thought a Garfield jigsaw puzzle was exactly what you needed for Christmas. Save these gems to give to the people in the office when ‘Secret Santa’ is enforced.

And ladies: do not buy your partner any clothing unless he has requested for you to do so. That’s the mother or crazy aunt’s job. There are so many other things out there to rev your partner’s engine so let’s get down to the good stuff.

It’s always a recommendation to purchase something you can use together. Yes this includes that brand new, rotating, buzzing, cooks-dinner-for-you-and-washes-up-afterwards vibrator your missus has had her eye on. Or the anal beads you have always thought your man would like. Perhaps even a gift voucher for the naughty store of your choice and the promise of a fun shopping spree on a day off together. That way you can pick something out you’ll both love.

If money is a factor but you still want to give something special, a homemade gift voucher booklet never goes astray. You can also get quite creative with this one and personalise it to suit your tastes. Anything from ‘IOU one massage’, to ‘IOU a one hour oral sex session with your choice of topping: chocolate sauce, honey or whipped cream’. (Non-refundable and not valid on Sundays).

For the truly brave a his/hers waxing could be on the cards. Nothing can be more erotic than a little pain before pleasure, and smooth, hair-free bits and pieces wrapped in some new lingerie will certainly ignite some fires. (Just keep it indoors since it is bushfire season…)

The even braver could venture into some permanent ink a la Pamela and Tommy Lee. Or should that be Kid Rock? Perhaps just your partner’s initials tattooed onto one another could be a present with an edge. Something less permanent? Piercings can heighten sexual pleasure and could be an interesting gift option. You can both gain from a piercing in a strategic position.

Have you always wanted some nice shots of your partner? Ones where they don’t have their eyes half shut and clasping onto an alcoholic beverage? A great idea could be a professional studio photography session. You can book the both of you in or just stand back while they make your partner into model material. Tastefully done nude shots are something you can both enjoy, or something even naughtier if you so desire.

Finally, the tried and true treat is the dirty weekend away or the naughty overnight stay in a nice boutique hotel. With so many packages on offer this time of year, you simply choose a destination, book it, pack the new toys and enjoy.

We all know it’s the thought that counts so put some consideration into it and see what other ideas you can come up with!

Take this opportunity to dust off the cobwebs of winter’s cold and lonely plight and embrace the new season and the new you. You could head outdoors for an endorphin boosting workout, go check out some sweet smelling flowers or head to RedHotPie.com.au to find a magnitude of love and good times just waiting for your arrival.

Spring is synonymous with good times so you’ll need to meet some amazing people to party with all the way through the summer months. And if all goes well you should have a snuggling partner by the time the next chilly season rolls around!

At RedHotPie, we can answer any sexual questions you may have, and there’s so much to check out. In amongst all the dates rolling in of course! So to maximize your spring-time romance potential, log on now and hook up fast!