Whatever the situation might be, you’ve found yourself in a man’s home. Maybe you’ve been on a successful date and you’ve made it back to his place. If you both play your cards right, it might be a one-way ticket to bang-town. Here are 10 Red Flags in his home that indicate you should walk right back out the door.

1. Clothes all over the floor or bed.

How am I supposed to get jiggy while surrounded by your dirty socks? That’s NASTY. This show that they seemingly can’t set in place a hierarchy of priorities for organising their life. If they haven’t taken a few moments to at least hide their mess to impress you, it might be an indicator that they won’t make much effort in the rest of their life either.

2. Piles of dirty dishes (bonus points for mould)

A few dirty dishes is acceptable, we know you’re not a robot. But if you’ve planned to have a lady at your place, and there is a weeks’ (or more!) worth of dishes piled in your kitchen (or worse, through the rest of the house) this illustrates that you can’t look after yourself properly. If there is mouldy or smelly food, that’s when it moves from ‘gross’, to ‘health hazard’.

3. A bad smell

If your house smells, I am OUT. Where is it coming from? Did something die in here? Have you not taken out the trash in a month? Stop.

4. Bed with no cover/stains

An un-unmade bed can be forgiven, however, if you’ve got super old or dirty pillows, just a doona/duvet with no cover, possibly stained. Crumbs or food in the bed are an additional warning bell. You don’t want to be picking food out of your hair after a love-making session. If there are used tissues or crusty socks in there, RUN.

It doesn’t cost much to grab a nice cover for your bed from Kmart or target.

5. Decor

Things like:

No lamps: Come on, we need some mood lighting here.

Not a single book in the house: To quote John Waters: ‘If you go home with somebody and they don’t have books, don’t f*ck them’.

Posters of naked women: Is this a teenage boy’s room? Blu-tacked posters of extremely photoshopped women with fake tits do not make me feel sexy or inclined to have sex with you. Get some art.

6. Signs of pet neglect

This can include things such as:

Unclean litter boxes

Matted fur

Smell of urine

Fur everywhere

Pet faeces

This is not only a red flag for the house but a red flag for the poor neglected animal. Anyone who cannot look after their own pet definitely does not have their priorities in order.

7. Dirty toilet

Gross. No. Gross. No. This shows a lack of general hygiene and cleanliness.

8. Stains

What is that mystery stain? Is it coffee, is it faeces? I am not sure that I want to know, but it still shouldn’t be there!

9. Any signs of Hoarding

Can you hear that? That’s the sound of alarm bells ringing! Hoarders have some real problems that need addressing. If he has piles and piles of seemingly pointless ‘stuff’ and mess, this can be an indicator of some underlying issues. NOTE that collectibles are not hoarding, they are hobbies.

10. A whole bunch of fast food wrappers.

Even the best of us can be partial to the occasional 2 am Maccas run. But weeks or months’ worth of fast food wrappers are alarming. Can this man feed himself? Does he know where his bin is? Has he ever eaten a vegetable?

A good rule of thumb: Is there anything in his home that makes you ask: ‘Am I going to be murdered in this house?’

GREEN LIGHTS (You know, the opposite of red flags)

House Plants.

Candles.

Clean towels (and more than one).

Dirty laundry that is in a basket/hamper.

Well cared for pets.

Fruit and Veg in the fridge (that aren’t floppy or mouldy).

Art on the walls.

The bar has not been raised particularly high here lads. Go to Kmart, spend $50 and impress all the ladies you bring home!

Why not remind yourself how awesomely pleasurable life can be the instant you rise? Morning sex is the best.

Yes, there’s morning breath, messy hair and no fancy underwear, but who cares. These are the reasons why morning sex is the best:

1. It sets you up for the day

Starting your morning with an orgasm is pretty much guaranteed to make the rest of the day go smoothly.

2. Puts a smile on your face

In addition to making you happy by releasing feel good hormones like oxytocin in the brain, an orgasm gives you a boost of good energy—the jolt you need to handle whatever looms ahead with a positive attitude.

3. More focused & productive

You’ve already ticked sex off your to-do list and are now ready to get on with everything else you fancy doing for the day.

4. Better than coffee

Morning sex is better at waking you up than coffee or tea. It peps you right up.

5. Great workout

Too cold, too lazy to get out there and exercise? A roll in the sheets will burn calories and serve as a mini-aerobics session for the day.

6. You’ll feel more confident

After AM sex, you’ll feel on top of the world and you’ll carry that confidence with you throughout the the rest of the day.

7. It’s convenient

You’re both in bed, naked, the mood is set. It just makes sense to have a quick roll in the sheets. As it happens, sex, like most things, is generally better when you’re fresh and well rested anyway.

8. Feels naughty

Needing to leave to work adds that pressing sexy urgency that makes AM romp session hot.

9. Meet yours and your partner’s needs

10. Alone? You can do the same

Wake and wank.

Do you agree that morning sex is the best?

Porn, today gets a lot of bad rap, but the truth is that widespread sexual visualisation is not a recent thing. There were erotic books, drawings and sculptures that have depicted human sexual behaviour throughout history.

There’s a myth that people have become more promiscuous or sexually amoral as time has gone by. But we’re total prudes comparing to our ancestors.

A lot of modern pornography is made not just to help people get off, but to help them get off in a more fulfilling way. Pornography can help couples improve their sex lives and can help to improve marriages.

Of course, as in all things Internet, there is also a lot of bad porn out there, including images depicting violent acts between non-consenting parties, but that’s not the type of porn majority of folks like to indulge in.

Our human sexual habits aren’t much different now from what they were in Victorian England, medieval Japan, imperial Rome or ancient Africa. We’re people, and we like to bone. A lot. And here’s the evidence.

Ancient India

As far back as 3,500 BC, Indians have documented sex acts in their religious texts. Hinduism was the first to introduce sexuality in a scientific way, effectively acting as the first sex ed. Religion literally used to help people have better, hotter sex.

In the Vedas, the oldest scriptures of the Hindu religion, we see sex show up a lot. It didn’t just mention “traditional” types of sex, it featured acts of homosexuality among the gods and the presence of transgender deities. Ardhanarisvara, for example, is the expression of transgender properties in the form of a deity.

The Kama Sutra

The Kama Sutra offers advice on improvement of one’s sex life, including numerous position guides. This book ties up how the pursuit of sexual pleasure ties into the pursuit of love and happiness.

The Kama Sutra acknowledges that sex is an inevitable and vital part of human existence, and does not attach any shame to the act of lovemaking. This seems to me, as well as to a significant population of the world, to be both the correct and healthy attitude toward sex.

Like the Kama Sutra, a lot of modern pornography is made not just to help people get off, but to help them get off in a more fulfilling way. 

To help people embrace and improve their sexuality and, by consequence, their love lives.

According to the Scientific American, pornography helps couples improve their sex lives and can help to improve marriages

The Romans

The Romans who lived their lives by the principles of Stoicism, sex was a wonderful thing “if enjoyed between people who maintained the principles of respect and friendship; in the ideal society, sex should be enjoyed freely, without bonds of marriage that treated the partner as property.” Sounds a whole lot like modern ideas of sexual equality and feminism, huh?
It’s not that Stoics and other Romans were encouraging people to become evil, adulterous fiends? The idea this concept expresses is a lot closer to the sexual equality associated today with polyamory and even swinging.

They also publicly displayed statues and frescos of threesomes, homosexuality and lots of oral sex.

Sex toys

Another way we know that people’s sexual behaviours haven’t changed that much over time is that we’ve found plenty of archaeological evidence of ancient sex toys. And we’re talking really ancient? Archaeologists once found a 28,000-year-old dildo in Germany.

Victorian England

Thanks to the fine people on Tumblr and Instagram we bring you a scandalous peep show from Victorian ear to prove to you that porn and visualisation of sex was a thing. The photo below proves that booty- eating has been in vogue since …..forever.

So yeah, our prehistoric ancestors were sitting on dildos, jerking off while looking sexual pictures and having sex just as much as we do today. 

So we can say with some certainty that people’s sexual behaviours haven’t changed much. 

People love to blame the modern proliferation of pornography on some phantom “increase in promiscuity,” but history tells us that sex has been something we’re all curious about and enjoy having lots of. 

H/T Dose

From working, to the daily commute to work, cooking, exercise, catching up with friends, taking care of chores and kids – it’s little wonder we have little or no energy for sex sometimes.

For those times when you really find you have no energy for sex, try this Lazy Lovers – An Auto-Thrusting Hydraulic Sex Girdle. It’s perfect for couples who want to want to make love, but are a little too tired to get it on.

OK, so that’s very obviously fake.

Maybe this video will serve as a stark reminder that it’s important to actually pay attention to your loved one and shag each other once in a while.

We get it sometimes life is just too taxing, so here is a lazy lover’s guide for you.

Because sometimes you want sex without all the hard work.

1. Oral sex

Too tired for a full session of sex?  Try oral sex, give each other an orgasms and doze off to sleep.

2. Masturbate together

It’s masturbation month, masturbation is on the menu. This is an easy way to get off and share your fantasies with each other. What better time than to introduce a fetish or a fantasy through a masturbation session? You can gauge your partner’s interest without it feeling awkward or fearing rejection. The couple that masturbates together stays together.

3. Lazy lover position – spooning

This is a no-brainer, and it’s the perfect position for when you are too tired but still feel like some easy and low impact loving.

4. Morning sex

Take full advantage of his ‘morning glory’. He’s ready to go and it’ll be a nice way to start the day.  It’s no secret that morning is prime time for some action—studies even show that morning sex can strengthen your immune system and enhance your levels of IgA, an antibody that protects against infection.

5. Role play the Dom/sub 

If you’re both tired, that’s okay but if it’s only one of you then let the other be the dominant one and take control. Take it as far as you feel comfortable. Start slow and know each other’s limits beforehand. Let your partner take responsibility for your pleasure when you are feeling a little lazy.

6. Watch some porn/ RHP webcam

Sometimes the body is willing but the mind is just too tired. That’s when porn comes in handy. Play some good porn, something you both enjoy, let it set the mood and away to a lazy feel good session. You won’t make it through the whole movie as you’ll get distracted with each other.

Have you had your share of lazy lovers?

Have you ever felt too tired to make an effort?

Do you think guys would get more sex if they put more effort into good sex?

Heck, some women sometimes want something different. Secretly, many women want ….

Rough sex

Rough sex or forceful sex, has been around since the dawn of time and it’s a definite game-changer. At the right time, with the right partner, it can be a lot of fun.

Rough sex is intense, passionate and a complete relinquish and acceptance of someone’s powerful desire over you. This type of sex, is a incredible mental experience that is unequal to ordinary sex.

Experts say there are valid psychological explanations for our love of spanking, hair pulling, pushing round, manhandling and for some women this is a real turn-on.

How is rough sex a turn on?

Think back on the occasions you were bitten, scratched, or spanked, your blood pressure goes up and your heart races in response to that pain. If these happen during sex, say you are being spanked; you interpret it as sexual excitement.

As it turns out the pleasure and pain areas in our brain overlap. This overlap tricks your brain and causes it to confuse pain and pleasure when you’re experiencing them at the same time. Explaining why rough sex can be a real turn on.

If this sounds interesting, then this is probably something for you. Before getting down discuss your limits and boundaries and have a ‘safe word’ to stop anytime you feel in doubt or need a break.

Here are four ways to try rough sex. Start slow or go all out, entirely up to you but have fun with it.

SPANKING

Start with a medium spank and work up to a harder spank if you enjoy it. Spank with an open palm on the fleshier, lower part of her ass closest to her vagina. It sends vibrations through her clitoris and her whole body that lights a sexual fire.

Don’t be afraid to spank him, too. You might be surprised how much he likes it.

HAIR PULLING

Some women like having their hair pulled during sex. Just be sure he grabs your hair near the scalp, grabbing your hair by the ends is often too painful to be pleasurable. Reverse it on him when he is pleasuring you, it’s a great way to tell him how hard and where you want him.

SENSUAL BITING

Biting is raw and sensual. But if sensual biting is new terrain for you, start with the nape of the neck. The secret to keeping real pain out of the sensual biting equation is to keep it quick. But for those who like a little bit of pain in the mix go a bit harder for a bit longer. Ensure you find out beforehand where you partner likes to be bitten.

TAKING CONTROL

Being picked up, thrown over a man’s shoulder, and tossed on a bed can bring out the primal side in a man. Simply push her against the wall can do the trick too.

Sometimes, it’s nice not be in charge. It’s a form of just switching off the thinking side of sex and simply experiencing the pleasure. Sex is about losing inhibitions and surrendering, and sometimes it’s easiest to surrender when somebody is totally pushing you around.

If you want to experience crazy sex – where you going to have sex all over the place complete with hair pulling and ass slapping – it’s only going to happen if you specifically ask.

Is rough sex a turn on for you? Share your thoughts with us…

A study of workplace productivity and sexy time of married employees has indicated that those who made time for sowing the oats at home were more likely to reap what they sowed at work.

The study conducted by an Oregon State University researcher followed 159 married employees over two weeks. Those who engaged in regular rumpy at home reported “positive moods” the next day. This elevated mood then translated into more sustained work engagement and better job satisfaction.

In short, sex makes a dull job more interesting.

“We make jokes about people having a ‘spring in their step’ but it turns out this is actually a real thing and we should pay attention to it,” said expert in organisational behaviour and management, Keith Leavitt, in his report.

“Maintaining a healthy relationship that includes a healthy sex life will help employees stay happy and engaged in their work, which benefits the employees and the organisations they work for.”

The study says nothing about the benefits of sex with co-workers during work hours, or getting jiggy with your married boss, so we can only conclude that these scenarios may not contribute as positively to your productivity.

Sex impacts our lives in a variety of ways. The hormones released during a roll around invoke feelings of well-being. They also often give us less inclination to find a partner’s slight misdemeanour grounds for divorce, but the effects of a good romp aren’t just emotional suggests sexologist, Isiah McKimmie.

“Sex helps our bodies release endorphins like dopamine and oxytocin that elevates our mood, helps us relax and feel more loving with our partner. Sex also lowers our heart rate, boosts our immune system and can help us sleep better,” says McKimmie.

Well-rested, calm employees with that “I got laid last night” glow unknowingly have an advantage at work as they immerse themselves more deeply in their tasks and claimed to enjoy work more. With sexual healing touching our work lives, then surely sex must contribute to making the rest of our life pretty damn fantastic too?

“In my experience sex can benefit every area of our lives. It can help us feel happier, more confident in social situations, improve our health, bring us closer to our partner and promote feelings of wellbeing in our entire family,” McKimmie said.

Conversely, the study also suggested that bringing work-related stress home may impact our love life negatively. Thanks to smart phones, work is constantly in our pocket and our after-hours engagement is at its highest. If we allow work to sneak in and mess with our va-va-va-voom then our overall work life may begin to suffer.

Although leaving work at the office may be easier said than done, a ban on phones in the bedroom may go a long way towards continued good loving.

“Mobile phones and devices in bed can affect people’s sex lives. It often means that we’re connecting with our phones rather than our partner, which doesn’t promote intimacy. We can also be adding to our stress and stopping ourselves switching off because we’re thinking about work and what has to be done,” says McKimmie.

With so much emphasis placed on success at work, perhaps this is one instance where we really should work smarter and harder.

Source: news.com.au

The Fitbit counts our steps, the Oura ring tracks our sleep, now a smart condom will monitor our sexual…

Would you give the i.Con a go? How do you think your stats would measure up to the rest of the world?

No doubt today, there are many battles being fought as we speak and spokeswomen eloquently addressing women issues today.

However, today on a solo effort be a vixen and be bold. un-apologetically, take some time to find whom you are sexually, what you like in bed and what makes your toes curl.

It could be through a solo session, or incredible oral sex with your partner. Or a carefully hand picked ‘friend with benefits’ no strings attached, to make your day mean more than a inspirational read about what it means to be a woman.

Be selfish, be demanding and get that orgasm that you deserve on a day that spells out indulgence.

This is a great day to even out the orgasm gap, fellas before you have your well-deserved orgasm ensure your woman has hers first – reap the benefit after.

Whether you want to give some kink a go, small group sex or a mind blowing gangbang, or bukkake. Whatever you have been fantasising about; bring it to the table and explore the enormous sexual beast a woman can be.

Happy Woman’s Day

Daniella Hirst, 28, and Craig Smith, 31, were waiting for a 12-inch pepperoni when they “got a bit carried away”.

A 40-second clip sees Daniella performing a sex act on Craig while staff prepare their food.

She then leans over the counter while Craig pulls down her knickers and thrusts away from behind just feet from oblivious workers.

The footage has since gone viral but Daniella said anyone criticising them was “f***ing boring”.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0rD4wkDyEQ

“But obviously I never thought we’d get caught like this and end up all over the internet.”

Smirking builder Craig, 31, said: “After ordering the pizza we talked about all the places we’d had sex with each other.

“Our top five include a bus, a van, a hotel, swimming pool and a field. We wanted to see if we could top it.

“We got a bit frisky and one thing led to another. Domino’s is definitely now our number one – going to be hard to top it.”

The couple had spent the weekend drinking in Leeds celebrating Craig’s birthday when they got the train to Scarborough on Saturday evening.

The pair, from Bridlington, East Yorks, booked into a local pub but felt peckish so headed across the road to Domino’s.

Daniella added: “We laughed as we walked home. We’ve done it all over the place but never anywhere that risky — never with people that close before.

“We got back to the hotel and continued where we left off.

“We woke up the next morning and our friends told us about the CCTV- we just laughed about it going viral.

“That’s just the type of thing that happens to us.”

The couple, who started dating three-and-a-half months ago after meeting in the pub where Daniella works, say they won’t stop.

Daniella added: “Everybody we know has had sex in risky places. It’s just one of them things that people do.

“Unfortunately for us it ended up on the internet.

“We’re open minded. We won’t do it in Domino’s again. Maybe Pizza Hut.

“So long as you’re not hurting anyone else I don’t see what the problem is.

“You can’t please everyone — but at least Craig is happy.”

The couple refused to blame the Dominos staff member who posted the CCTV on Twitter and said they would have done the same.

But they now fear arrest from the cops for public indecency. Pals have supported them on Facebook but their family remain tight-lipped.

The pair plan to celebrate Craig’s 31st birthday. Craig added: “We’re going for an Indian.”

Daniella advised critics online: “Rule number 1, never waste ya boyfriend’s b***r and always opt for stuffed crust.”

Asked about the incident, a spokesperson for the Domino’s shop said: “We can’t comment on something like that — it’s a no comment from us.”

Source: thesun.co.uk

…and we couldn’t be happier to hear it!

She says “I think the idea of marriage is very romantic; it’s a beautiful idea, and the practice of it can be a very beautiful thing,”

“I don’t think it’s natural to be a monogamous person. I might be skewered for that, but I think it’s work. It’s a lot of work. And the fact that it is such work for so many people — for everyone — the fact of that proves that it is not a natural thing. It’s something I have a lot of respect for and have participated in, but I think it definitely goes against some instinct to look beyond.”   Source: news.com.au

Johansson, goes on to discuss her views on marriage, feminism and pregnancy – but we won’t bore you with all that. Instead, feast your eyes on the natural beauty while letting the news that she isn’t into monogamy sink in…

Here are our favourite Scar Jo gif moments:

That moment when she shared a steamy kiss with Penelope Cruz in Vicki Cristina Barcelona:

That moment when her bouncing bosom stole the show in He’s Just Not That Into You:

That moment when we all wished we were Bradley Cooper:

That moment that we all realised this was our ultimate fantasy…

…close followed by this ending:

And my personal favourite? This moment from We Bought A Zoo:

What are your thoughts on what Scar Jo has to say about monogamy? Share your opinion with us below!