Now get ready for blowjobs at coffee shops. Yeah, it’s a real thing.

At the end of this year, a new café in Switzerland, which will be named “Fellatio Café” when it opens in Geneva, will offer Oral sex with your coffee .

The firm behind the Swiss café, Facegirl, says customers will be able to order coffee, then select a sex worker of their choice from an iPad to give them a blowjob.

The idea is based on similar cafés in Thailand, which have existed for the past 20 years – but coffee with fellatio doesn’t come cheap.

Just how much will this combo set you back? 60 Swiss francs, or about $80 Australian dollars. This most likely will make it one of the most expensive coffee breaks in Europe, especially as there’s an additional five franc surplus for the drink itself.

But whether the city of Geneva is ready for coffee with a side of oral sex… well that’s a whole other matter.

As expected, critics blasted the proposal, claiming only developers would benefit from the business, but alas, prostitution is legal in Switzerland as long as the sex workers have permit. So why wouldn’t they open a café where you can get a cup of coffee with a blowjob on the side?

Maybe winter in Switzerland sounds like a good place to warm up with a cup of coffee.

So it’s something to look forward to.

If you go into it with the right attitude BJs are a labour of love/lust and you’ll get nothing out of it unless turning him on, turns you on. So if you are champing it out, you won’t have a lot of time to make the spitting vs. swallowing verdict on the spot.

What will happen though, ask any woman, if it tastes funky she’ll spit it, sorry lads a girl’s has her limits. If it’s nice enough and she really wants to impress then she’ll swallow. But the real clever, sex savvy woman if she doesn’t want to swallow then she will find other places for it to go:

• Her chest, maybe.
• Or her neck — who doesn’t like a nice pearl necklace?
• Or if she wants to give a horny visual, let it dribble from the sides of her mouth.

Let’s take a look at the spitting vs. swallowing verdict:

Swallowing can be surprisingly hot if you’re really into the guy. You can never really predict what the taste will be like, since it varies from guy to guy and depends on health, diet, etc.

Spitting requires tissues nearby or wipes, not to mention some sly hand move if you are, for some reason, trying to hide the fact that you are spitting it out.

What you should never do when spitting.

Don’t even think of running right to the bathroom afterward, it is just plain rude. All jokes aside, imagine if a guy ran to brush his teeth or spit into the sink right after going down on you, would you be offended?

Cum doesn’t taste that bad and if it does, there’s something wrong.

According to Brian L. Steixner, M.D., director of the Institute for Men’s Health, Jersey, about 95% -98% of semen isn’t sperm. Most of it is water, fructose, enzymes, minerals, and other properties. Sounds like a petty nice mix and tasty enough to swallow.

While it is hot for women to swallow cum, and most men love this to happen to them, it’s important to remember that you need to have a healthy lifestyle to make tasty cum. In addition your lady will thank you, first because it tastes nice and second because healthy semen is good for her health.

Healthy semen is actually good for you ladies, since it has zinc that boosts the immune and nervous system; calcium that help fight tooth decay and whiten teeth, it’s a skin softener and helps with acne. Plus it is a natural anti-depressant; it’s a natural anxiety reducer, improves quality of sleep and improves concentration and memory. It seems that cum has many more uses other than making babies and this is just the tip of the iceberg. Semen has been used in many other ways:

• For cooking – check out a book by Fotie Photenhauer called ‘Natural Harvest’

• Painting– Artist martin Von Ostrowski has works painted with his own semen

• As invisible ink – During WWI, M16 discovered semen could be used as an effective invisible ink. It went into use, but agents had to use fresh supplies to avoid the inevitable smell of old stash.

Semen, like wine, eating oysters and sashimi, is an acquired taste. Much like wine, semen varies in taste and texture, depending on the treatment that it got while in ‘production’ (wink, wink).

Yes, lads there are some things you can do to improve the taste of your jizz. What helps your jizz taste better? A healthy diet! Look at including more of these foods in your diet for better tasting semen: Cinnamon, Pineapple Juice, Peppermint, Blueberries, Lemon, Parsley, Wheatgrass, Kiwi fruit, and drink lots of water.

Foods that affect the taste negatively are: Asparagus, garlic, cabbage, alcohol, and protein. Other non-edibles include; smoking, drugs, lack of exercise and poor hygiene.

There are varying opinions on the ‘spit vs. swallow’ BJ debate and whether one is better than the other. Some people find it sexy to swallow, while others don’t. No matter how you decide to finish, remember neither is right or wrong, it comes down to personal preference. While most men like you to have the desire to savour their seed, it’s hardly a deal-breaker.

Apparently, swallowing is on the rise. The 2014 Sex Census revealed that 45% of women swallowed (up from 39% in 2012),and 13% spit(down from 15% in 2012).

What is your stance on the spit and swallow debate?

As contemporary phenomenon fellatio took centre stage when it began to feature in x-rated films such as “Deep Throat” and Linda Lovelace had a lot to do with making fellatio mainstream.

Of course, whether oral sex came about thousands of years ago or yesterday, there have always been personal preferences in the matter, and whether or not you engage in or enjoy oral sex is totally your call. But if it feels good for you, do it!

Actually you’ll be a fool not to partake in it, since it it’s a turn on as arousing someone else causes you to become aroused.

What makes a great blowjob? Lick? Suck? Use your hands? What are then the technique men most crave? Let’s list them below and you have a say later.

1. The Wetter the Better: Feeling your hot and wet mouth wrapping his penis.
Slobber, drool, all of it, the wetter the better.

2. Suction: Vary it from hard and tight to soft and slow

3. Tongue movements and no teeth: Switch from twist and flick and watch those teeth, guys won’t enjoy it if they think they need stitches.

4. Hands movements: Good for when you need a break

5. Visual turn on: Looking down at you as you enjoy taking him all in

6. Humming: Hummer is an oral sex technique where you literally hum while going down on your man. You don’t have to keep it up for the entire below-the-belt session. Add this erotic embellishment to your usual repertoire of licking and sucking, you’ll blow his mind.

Lower pitches create slower vibrations; higher pitches create faster ones. Also, the vibrations are most intense at the opening of your mouth, so if you really want to make him explode, focus on the supersensitive head of his penis with your lips.

7. It’s a turn on: Arousing someone causes you to become aroused.

8. Deep Throat: Apparently, you can get rid of gag reflex by squeezing your left thumb,it could be a useful trick and even if it doesn’t work you get points for trying.

Last words on this; the better you are at something, the more you like it; the more you like it, the better you become.

To this day, the Blowjob remains a prominent factor in many relationships. It has toppled presidents, and it has provided smiles to faces across the known world. Yes, the blowjob today is a beautiful thing.

Now just for laughs, worse case scenario would be oral sex becoming dysfunctional:

How do you enjoy your popsicles and what are your best techniques?

That’s what the makers of the Lick This app would have you believe anyway, with the new program reportedly helping users to enjoy adult bedtime a little more.

Smartphone users can access the app by visiting lickthisapp.com on their mobile internet browser.

From there on all they need is their tongue (and presumably some plastic to protect the screen).

Despite some criticism for the adult nature of its content, Twitter user Qistina was supportive of it: ‘Practice makes perfect. Teehee. For all you guys (and girls!) out there.’

The app, created by San Francisco’s Club Sexy Time, has three tongue twisting exercises available – Up n’ Down, Circles, and Freestyle.

While the app can get you ready for action, it remains just a training tool… it seems rhpmobile is still your best bet to find the action!

Source: metro.co.uk

Keeping your gal happy with tongue satisfaction is an art. Mastering the fine art of cunnilingus (snatch licking/carpet munching) will make you a man in great demand regardless of the size of your bulge.

The benefit of being great at oral sex is that you’ll have your gal screaming with pleasure and willing to go all out! A tongue satisfied woman is an enthusiastic lover. Pretty certain, everyone wants this. Words of advice -become a beaver whisper.

When however, you hear these remarks while you’re down on her, you know for certain you suck at oral sex! Time to practice.

• That’s my butthole!
• You really should get that dandruff checked out!
• Have you ever done this before?
• Brown. I think you need to paint this wall brown.
• It’s not a Pie Eating Contest you idiot!

To make sure this doesn’t happen to you, here are some tips:

Practice: Athletes practice their sport. Actors practice their lines. Writers practice their writing. If you want to be good… Practice! Practice! Practice!

If you don’t have a partner around to practice with, you may find it helpful to substitute objects you have around the house:

• Bananas make a fine substitute for the girls.

• For the man, now that we live in a high tech society, you can get some practice with a new app appropriately called Lick This. It has you licking the screen of your phone while teaching you three tongue moves.

Get your oral sex technique honed and you’ll be taking a giant leap to being her ideal lover. Women need to be in the mood before having sex, and what better way than get her wet down under, almost a guaranteed path towards sex.

It’s also well known that some women achieve orgasm far easier with oral sex than with intercourse and for many women, pleasuring her orally is the only way they can experience an orgasm. So don’t be in a hurry and get carried away with zeroing into intercourse.

Ease into oral sex—don’t just attack. Relax and unwind her, get her into the moment, undress her, kiss her, fondle her, go slowly, be a tongue contortionist and bring her to orgasm. If things don’t go as smoothly and gaffes happen along the way –laugh.

Let’s decode the secrets of a beaver whisperer:

Start with a few soft, puppy-dog licks, maybe no more than ten. Then begin moving your tongue up and down and around the rim, heck why not throw in a few rotations, and then focus on the engorged button for the glorious finale.

Imperative to remember is that every woman is different so the most handful advice is listen to her subtle hints and watch her hip movements.

As great as oral sex is, it can be super awkward sometimes, we’ve all had something happen while ‘going down’ that has made us burst out laughing or want to die of embarrassment.

Have you heard or had experiences of oral sex bloopers? Suffocated with face- sitting or got squirted on during orgasm?

What are the funniest, most embarrassing or awkward or mind-blowing oral sex stories? What techniques work best? Go on and share we all have these kind of stories.

” Whoa nelly! A doctor speaking frankly about physical functions between two married adults?
Not in America. The California Medical Board reprimanded Zegarra, saying he should have come up with “a more appropriate response” — like what? putting her fist in her mouth? Doing handstands on a picket fence?

We diagnose this doctor as needing patients with a better sense of humor.

Does anyone know of another solution to gag reflex? Love to hear your suggestions….

Source: msn.com