The RedHotPie Sinematic Awards 2014

RedHotPie Editor — Fri, 28 Feb 2014 14:00:32 +0000

With all the Oscar buzz in the air, we wanted to bestow our own accolades on some of Hollywood’s hottest! The RedHotPie Sinematic Awards are a celebration of our sexual desires, in which we cast the year’s most appropriate Hollywood heartthrobs in some of our sexiest fantasies. From the hottest male and female doms to the kinkiest bedroom adventurer, we’ve cast this year’s most electrifying talent in some classic bedroom scenarios…. Enjoy!

One-Nighter
Winner – Leonardo DiCaprio

For a quick, crazy intense, “what the f**k just happened to me” kinda night, I’d have to go with Leonardo DiCaprio. I bet he’d get up to a lot of weird stuff in bed. I’m blushing already.

Thrilling Threesome
Winner – Brangelina

For a threesome give me Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt;and if Angelina were to be unavailable for whatever reason that night, I’d happily have Megan Fox in her place. Truthfully, I don’t think Brad Pitt would complain either.

Kinkiest Crusader
Winner – Christina Bale

For kinky sex, I think we’d all be thinking the same hey girls – Christian Bale; as long as he put on the Batman voice while we’re at it. Bring it on; I’m yours for the taking!!

Mind F**k
Winner – Ryan Reynolds

Have you ever been brought to orgasm by a guy’s wit? If anyone could do it, Ryan Reynolds would be the guy! Even if he was gagged, just staring at that body could get me over the line!

Boyfriend Experience
Winner – Jim Caviezel

For a boyfriend experience I’d have to go with Jim Caviezel. I could get lost in those eyes, they’re hypnotic;let the swooning commence. How about that sexy Irishman, Gerard Butler? He makes a lot of women want to leave their husbands just to be in the same room as him. Tough call!!

Girlfriend Experience
Winner – Scarlett Johansson

For a girlfriend experience I’m thinking Scarlett Johansson is the go-to starlet? Or maybe you’d want to f**k her silly… tough call. Maybe Emma Stone is more the girlfriend experience kind of girl?

Male Dom
Winner – The Rock

Forget the chains and restraints;once former wrestling superstar, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson has you in his burly arms, you ain’t goin’ no where! When it comes to a dom, you couldn’t ask for anything hunkier.

Female Dom
Winner – Salma Hayek

The only actress that would match ‘The Rock’ in the bedroom would be Salma Hayek with her feisty temper and smouldering Latina beauty. You know she would always get exactly what her heart desires.

Studliest Stud
Winner – Ryan Gosling

Ryan Gosling, what of him? He can take any role in my bedroom… actually, you’ll have to excuse me for a moment;I just need a minute think about that;after which I’ll need another minute to clean myself up!

Killer Cougar
Winner – Eva Mendez

What about Eva Mendez, you ask? Well, don’t even go there unless you’re at least 10 years her junior, then you’re in for eye opening night. Eva, is no novice to playing a sex siren, can you imagine the tricks she’s got in the bedroom?

Party Girl
Winner – Linsday Lohan

When it comes to Linsday Lohan, I suspect that a night out with her would end at a high-class swingers party. So hot.

Vivacious Vixen
Winner – Rachel McAdams

Want someone spontaneous and totally out there? Who comes to mind? Rachel McAdams;she can be a sweetheart, and when the need arises, she can turn the bitch-meter right up. If you like unpredictability, she’s the one for you.

Sex-God
Winner – James Franco

James Franco would be a challenge because this young man has done and seen it all. You want experience, well he’s got it in spades, and as we all know, experience equals, fun in the sack.

Double Team
Winner – Jake & Bradley

If I wanted to be double-teamed and remember it for the rest of my life, Jake Gyllenhall and Bradley Cooper would be the perfect combo. Maybe I could service the pair just before the Academy Awards next year… help settle the nerves, so to speak.

Who would you give awards to? If you could get your hands on one of these stars for a hot, steamy night, who would you pick and what would you get up to???

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The RedHotPie Sinematic Awards 2014