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Miss Nude Australia 2009 wrap

RedHotPie Editor — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 12:39:13 +0000

The City of Churches was worshipping at the Temple of Flesh Friday night as Adelaide’s Crazy Horse Revue hosted the nation’s sexiest pageant, the hotly contested, Miss Nude Australia.

The crowd assembled from far and wide, eagerly anticipating the arrival of tonight’s finalists. It’s been quite the road these girls have travelled; from all around Australia they had come, seeking fame and fortune. All week they had been battling through the semi finals to earn selection for tonight’s final showdown.

The strip-off between some of Australia’s most beautiful women was always going to be a jaw dropping affair and as the RedHotPie team soon found out, the girls were determined not to disappoint.

The vocal crowd was lead through proceedings by the ever excitable Madame Josephine and the sizzling Georgia Jaimes. Once the evening had been introduced the crowd got a taste of the quality that is associated with the title as the returning champion and co-compare, Suzie Q exploded onto stage with a hoop routine that kick-started every crotch in the room.

Soon enough we were down to the competition proper. The crowd were treated to a bevy of exquisite routines, pumping music and dazzling costumes. The girls came out dressed as everything from cheer leaders to Native American squaws; but ultimately the result was always the same, a smouldering performer, naked, being showered at the front of the stage before the highly charged on-lookers.

The RedHotPie VIP table including staff and a few lucky members, was jammed hard up against the action. At times the soapy suds flying off the ample bosoms of our performers shot off in our direction, but that’s just a hazard of the job! Each and every one of us sucked it up and powered through!

We had motorbikes on stage, we had dry-ice fog, we had girls jumping through virtual fire and we had sex appeal, god almighty, did we have sex appeal!

None of us envied the judges and although RedHotPie co-founder Max McGuire himself was on the judging panel, the rest of us were left to debate and argue as to which of the sumptuous ladies had taking out the title. Each and every one of us had an opinion and would not be told otherwise, but we would simply have to wait for the announcement.

Soon enough all the finalists emerged on stage; they were soon joined by all the lovely ladies that had bowed out during the weeks semis. What a sight readers – 14 of Australia’s most beautiful girls, right there, in all there glory. Simply superb!

As each girl received a trophy for her best asset, be it their pole work, crowd interaction, posterior or bosom the crowd knew the best of the best was about to emerge.

In third place, our Native American Squaw, Amarli Imez took the first podium position. The NSW beauty’s routine early on the in the night had really set the bench mark which all other girls would strive to match. One of the night’s most beautiful girls.

In second it was the pole scouring dynamo, Felix. Hailing from WA, young Felix stunned the entire room with one of the most accomplished pole routines any of us could ever hope to see. You really have to witness this girl work the vertical, there is no better in the country and quite possibly the world.

However the judges were after the overall package and after a long week of hard seduction, crowd adulation and sweaty sexuality, it was Nikki from W.A that became the 2009 Miss Nude Australia. To the hoots and hollers she happily accepted the winner’s bounty and thanked all in attendance and began her reign as the champ.

Miss Nude Australia 2008

RedHotPie Editor — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 15:48:11 +0000

Last month the city of Churches was on fire as Australia’s hottest talent put it all on the line for the title of Miss Nude Australia. Max and the RHP team where ringside to check it out… it’s a bastard of a job kids but someone’s got to do it right?!

Think poles, think fire, think lotions, think just about anything you like, because when the national title is on the line, some of Australia’s sexiest girls pull out all the stops and this years pageant was no different. In fact, according to co-founder Madame Josephine, the Miss Nude Australia Pageant 2008 really turned up the heat.

“I can tell you that this year, even over all of the previous years just amazed me, the standard was just incredibly high, and when it came to that final week when all the state winners came together the line-up was just awesome!”

Held at the world-renowned Crazy Horse Revue, over a dozen on our finest fillies purred their way through molten routines that no doubt did little to help the global warming problem. In fact not only has 2008 and proven to be one of the pageants finest showings to date, it looked very much as though the Australian public are returning to the sophistication of high-end seduction in droves… in turn, the girls are following.

“I just think the dancers want to be showgirls again” spouts Madame Josephine. “I mean table dancing and lap dancing is great, we do it at Crazy Horse and it’s terrific, but I think the girls are really getting back into the idea of dressing up, making the effort and there’s nothing better than seeing good wholesome entertainment like that”.

And don’t think you’ve got to be of the crow-eater bloodline to get in on the action ladies; with heats being held over the years from Townsville to Hobart and a slew of raunchy rooms in between, just about every lass with aspirations of greatness can have a crack and shaking it with the best. Not only can the Miss Nude Australia pageant bump up your savings account by about $20,000, you get a lovely sash and a chance to take it all the way to the big game. Former holders of the domestic title such as the sexiciously sumptuous Morgan Summer have gone on to compete and win international titles such as Miss Nude World and Miss Nude Universe proving once again, Aussie women are simply unbeatable!

When pageant time rolls around, each Australian state hosts a number of first round heats to gather the finest from far and wide, from there it’s off to the big smoke to compete for the states titles. The winner and first runner up in each state head to Adelaide for the big one, so as you can imagine, after all those moves, after all the routines and all that judging… the quality is nothing short of electric, to that we can testify personally!

A big congrats to this year’s winner SusieQ who won her way to the nationals after taking out the Miss Nude NSW title. After fighting a few initial nerves Suzie stepped up with an act that left the judges juiced and the crowd positively primal

“It was amazing, just an incredible experience” beams Suzie. “All the girls were so lovely; you hear about the bitchiness in those things but they were great. All the girls were helping each other with their costumes and everything. Overall the competition was amazing, especially the stage at the Crazy Horse, I’ve never seen anything like it”.

Thanks again to Madame Josephine, Karen and Yvonne from the Miss Nude Australia organising folk for making the RedHotPie team both welcome and tingly all at the same time. You can bet the farm we’ll be headed back next year and if you know what’s good for you, you’ll be doing the same!

Nude Beaches of Australia : Get an all-over tan this summer!

RedHotPie Editor — Fri, 19 May 2006 14:33:57 +0000

Recent scientific reports predict that Australia is set for the hottest summer ever recorded. As such, we know that most of our members will be spending their free time (when not in the RedHotPie Webcam Chat Room) lounging around the beaches across Australia. If like us you don’t see the point of swimming in restrictive bathing suits that leave you with weird tan lines and a bright white ass, then you will appreciate this list of the most popular nude beaches across Australia that RedHotPie has compiled for you. This summer you can enjoy the sun’s natural rays across every inch of your glowing body and the sensation of the surf sweeping over your naked body. Hope to see you on the beach!

OZ NUDE BEACHES

Western Australia
1. North Swanbourne Beach,
Swanbourne
2. Warnbro Beach, Rockingham
3. Cable Beach, Broome

Northern Territory
4. Casuarina Beach, Darwin

South Australia
5. Murrippi Beach, Whyalla
6. Maslin Beach, Southern Adelaide
7. Pelican Point Beach, Lake Bonney

Victoria
8. Point Impossible, Breamlea
9. Southside Beach, Torquay
10. Sunnyside North, Mount Eliza

Australian Capital Territory
11. Kambah Pool,
South West of Canberra

New South Wales
12. Armonds Beach, South of Bermagui
13. Werrong Beach, Royal National Park
14. Samurai Beach, North of Anna Bay
15. Shelly Beach, Forster
16. Belongil Beach, Byron Bay