The Darwin Magistrates Court has heard that 29-year-old Lionel Mark William Spratt was seen sitting with a woman in a ute parked at a bowser, near the front door of an Adelaide River petrol station last September.

The court heard the woman got out of the driver’s seat and sat on his lap and he started to “passionately kiss her”.

The court heard the woman was making “loud moaning noises” and moving her body in a way that indicated the pair were having sex.

Police were called and officers asked Spratt to stop what he was doing but he continued for several more minutes.

When asked why he behaved indecently in public, Spratt told police “no comment”.

She wants to have a threesome with him but starting with her using the strap-on on me and then blindfolding me. They want to then tie me up and make me guess who is penetrating me. I am very willing to experiment but don’t know if it will be to painful. Both the guy’s penis and the strap-on are about 7 to 8 inches and reasonably thick. Is it too big and will he fit it all in my anus? Is the anus deep enough for the hard and fast side of things? I really want to try it but just a little hesitant.

I think everyone who has tried anal sex will agree that if you are hesitant at all, you will not find the experience comfortable or pleasurable. The anal passage is not designed to take objects in so it’s very important to make sure you are very relaxed and well prepared. Having said that, if done the right way, you’ll be surprised how accommodating the anal passage is, especially with lube.
As much as your friend is keen to try a threesome, I would strongly suggest that you try experimenting with the strap-on just with her. If you are nervous about taking on a 7-8 inch strap-on, perhaps invest in a smaller, skinnier dildo to see how well you can take it. Make sure you have a lot of water-based lubricant on hand and get your friend to gently guide the dildo in. If this works well, then you can move on to the strap-on but I suggest just using it like a dildo also. If the larger size of the strap-on isn’t a problem for you either, your friend can strap up. Remember that your friend will not have any sense of how deep she is penetrating you other than seeing how much of the dildo is going in. You’ll need to tell her when the sensation is too deep for you.

Once you have explored the strap-on with your friend (and over time developed more trust), you can both look at bringing in the bi dude. You should have no trouble taking in a real penis (don’t forget condoms and lube) but unlike your friend, her male friend will be enjoying the sensation of being inside you and may thrust harder and faster. If you are concerned that the guy may go too deep, ask him to wrap a small towel around the base of his penis to prevent this. As for the extras, I would really consider letting your friend only blindfold you at this stage. It doesn’t sound like you know either your friend and her friend that well so being tied up may just have to be a treat reserved for when more trust is built. I would say the same for having your session videotaped.
Finally, don’t forget water-based lube!

The pictures show the officers having a rollicking good time with some very fit young ladies who appear to be very friendly and respectful of the law, heck, one of them is even giving one of the officers a kiss – you can’t get any more respectful than that.

Ok, so maybe, getting flirty on the dance floor while holstering a loaded fire-arm wasn’t the best decision these young officers made but surely a slap on the wrist will be adequate punishment, in fact if the officers have significant others at home, we imagine that the hell they’re dealing with on that front is worse than anything the bosses can throw at them.

Really, when you think about it, can they be blamed at all? You see as most of the ladies can testify, a guy in uniform is a pretty handy aphrodisiac. Come on girls, how many of you have been out and about, happily minding your own business when WHACK, a hard bodied young fiery swaggers through your view – your heart skips, your knees bend and your knickers sigh.

So really, those poor policemen never stood a chance; they’ve arrived on the scene, which would have resembled Sodom in the good old days, only to be set upon by juiced up young vixens, high on life, drunk on lust and ripe for the plucking. And don’t kid yourself, if the cops had sent a female officer, the boys of the ball would have been throwing folding money at her quicker than you can say “how much for a private sweetheart?”

So is that it, are uniforms still that hot? Do they still up someone’s sexy by 50%? Drop us a comment below letting us know what you think. Have you ever been pulled by a uniform clad stranger?

You’ve both thought about it. You’re out shopping and you notice the way that top shows off your partners curves and you get that little flutter downstairs… so why not act on it? Now we’re not telling you to strip and bump one out by the registers at Coles but where there’s a will, there’s a way. Look for some out of the way restrooms, maybe a supply closet. Hell if you have to wander around and find a quiet corner behind a building or in an alleyway, the sexual heights attainable by a little public passion will be totally worth the risk.

Home movies

You know what’s hotter than watching people having sex on the telly? Watching yourself having sex on the telly. As the sex tape becomes more and more mainstream with A-List celebs doing publishing deals for their fornication films every other week, everyday folks are getting in on the fun.

Float the idea with your partner and discuss what might be fun, if there is a little concern about being recorded, set up a shot that won’t show your faces. As you get more comfortable with the idea and the sensation of seeing yourself and your lover in the throws of passion you may well gain in courage and become much more adventurous, opening a door to some very sexy cinema indeed!

Dirty Talk

Want to tip you lover over the edge? Well this is just about a lock when it comes to amping up the amour factor. For a few folks, some sexy gutter talk can be a huge part of foreplay, really heating things up. When you partner dispenses with the social protocol and let’s the animal take over, it says a lot about their attraction to you and what’s sexier than being wanted?

So for many some explicit foreplay is very effective. Other can be a little coy and will need to ease into the dirty verbals. In this situation the best bet is to wait until things are already cooking, when people are really in the physical moment there inhibitions can drop as their pleasure levels rise, this is when you might want to whisper a few naughty words in your partners ear and you take them over the top!

Facials

Well here’s a little sex act that doesn’t come up at the dinner table too often, and to be honest, that’s probably for the best. Under the heading facials, let’s look at any body part that receives the post orgasm ejaculate and there is some real-estate that has a no fly zone in effect much of the time.

After watching Ron Jeremy and the like paint their co-stars faces for years now, a lot of guys think it’s no big thing to aim and fire with reckless abandon; but while some women find it pleasurable to wear their man’s seed, many do not. So always discuss landing areas with your partner, for most the stomach, breasts arse and back etc are acceptable, maybe not all the time but they’re definitely within the rules of engagement. Anything above the neck is a conversation, or at least a sweaty request before the top blows off. Maybe come to a compromise and indulge in some sexy oral action in the shower, that way any deposits can be quickly washed away and the steamy location will make things hotter again!

Bondage

Who hasn’t tried handcuffs or tying your partner’s hands to the bed-head? If you haven’t you’re in the minority, and you’re missing out. The feeling of dominance and submission that can be experienced with a trusted partner can be nothing short of ecstatic and the places you can go after your initial forays into bondage are mind blowing. Just do a few online searches and you’ll find an incredible world of chips, dip, chains and whips – all just waiting for you and your significant other to take them home.

Bondage can really put some nitro into your foreplay, thus supercharging your sex play. The seduction of the ritual can make the skin almost ache, dressing your partner, lovingly restraining them and then pleasuring them in a bound and compromised state can take the intimacy between two people to amazing new places. Chat about the roles each would like to assume, and to add to the comfort levels, have a safety word, so if things get a little too heavy, the buckles and Velcro can be released for a quick breather.

Anal Sex

It’s the holy grail for a lot of guys, many don’t even know why; they just know that they really want it because for the most part they cant have it. As our modern sexuality is being discussed more and more the fact that a healthy percentage of women enjoy anal sex has become common knowledge so at the very least, a discussion on the subject should be a no brainer for couples.

If it is being attempted for the first time it’s a game of patience, start with a little rimming, and some light, lubricated finger play leading to insertion; keep talking with your partner ensuring his or her comfort. Eventually when both parties are ready and adequately lubricated, penetration can be attempted.

Go slow until you’ve got the go ahead for more throttle; initially anal sex takes a little more caution but with the nerve epicentre that resides in the anus, the pleasure that can be derived from this formerly taboo sexual act is well worth the patience.

Pornography

With modern pornography crossing further and further into the mainstream, adult movies are no longer watched exclusively by the trench-coat brigade. Today, adult stars like Jenna Jameson and Ron Jeremy can be see popping up in ads, reality series and Hollywood movies, thus, sexy films are finding their way into our bedrooms more and more.

So chat to your partner, see if you couldn’t jump start things now and then with a few sexy scenes. Today’s adult film productions are numerous and varied, what ever your tastes, you’ll find something to light your fires – films for couples, films for women, films for Argentinean dwarves… what ever you think will turn you on, it’s all there.

Give it a try… having sex while watching other have sex release the voyeur in us all, setting the scene for some mighty big pleasures.

Strip clubs

Strip joints are becoming a fun night out for couples or perhaps an intriguing book-end to a night spent out on the town. You been out for dinner, done a little dancing, had a few drinks… you’ve probably both got a bit of the Dutch courage on the go and the arousal levels are rising… it might be time for a Strip Club.

If you’ve ever been to a strip club, chances are you’ve seen couples there and the attraction they general get from the dancers. Having a lady on your arm or being said lady will separate you from the masses of lonely guys looking for a cheap grab and generally a good time will be had.

Sit together and watch each other flirt with the dancers, giving away those dollars. If thing are feeling really good, why not go together for a private lap dance, touch and feel each other while the dancers perform and heighten your pleasure. Bang!

Masturbation

Are you really into your partner? Imagine them, get a picture of them in your mind, now if they’re not already naked, get rid of their clothes. They just smile at you, slowly closing their eyes and gently running their hand over their bodies, slowly losing themselves in the thought of sex with you… Pretty hot right! Well why not bring that heat into the bedroom?

To shake things up a little now and then, mutual masturbation is a great break in pace and when both parties are in the right head space it can be an out and out winner.

The great thing about mutual masturbation is that each partner can move along at their own pace and simultaneous orgasm is reasonably easy to achieve, either sit looking at each other or lie next to each other, touching and feeling your partners movements and climaxes. Touching yourself has never been so much fun!

Fantasising

Unless you’re Brad or Angelina, likely hood is, you’re occasionally gonna think about nailing someone that is not your partner. We understand it’s not something you’d ever act on but there’s no point in fantasising a little right? Well while you have nothing to be ashamed of, neither does your partner so why not get things out in the open.

Ask about their fantasy crushes, who do they like and how could you incorporate that into your sex life. Maybe your girl would like to watch Johnny Depp films as you ride each other into sexual nirvana, or maybe your man might like to put that poster of Jessica Alba on the wall every now and then. The secret is not to get jealous, but rather take pleasure in the fact you’re helping your partner indulge in a fantasy, ultimately bringing them closer to you.

While some think that fetishes are sexual obsessions the truth is that these days a fetish is anything that heightens your sexual experience – even more than usual. It could be getting gagged and bound or having your naughty little romp video taped, it could be dressing up in leather or having sex with a complete stranger… even your love of women in heels could be painted with the ultra sexy fetish brush.

Hot guys and girls all over the country are pulling on their finest fetish gear to get cheeky and sweaty with other sexy couples and single ladies. The Saints and Sinners ball in Victoria is Australia’s largest and most institutionalised fetish event and has been running for 18 years. They attract thousands of fetish lovers from all over the world to experience the sensational delights of the night. Each year, party goers are amazed at the awe inspiring multi level auditorium filled with thousands of sexy people dressed in erotic outfits. The B&D area is always busy with resident masters and mistresses pleasuring like never before. “Saints and Sinners continues to break new ground with another year of record attendance and horny action in the dark (and not so dark).”

Known to have the best real life fetish displays and pushing the boundaries to the most extreme, Connections is a Perth icon that holds theme events with BDSM on the menu. This gay and lesbian club is renowned for incorporating mainstream fetish crowds at their wild and lusty parties. This year saw a huge success with Hellbent and Connections are following it up with Bound and Gagged “another night of freaky fetish fun, dark desires, and perverted pleasures.”

Of course BDSM is not the only saucy delight that Australian’s enjoy. Sydney party organisers Pure Domination hold high class themed fetish or fantasy parties where everything from ropes to glitter are a go. Not always BDSM orientated, their focus on the art of seduction and eroticism heightens the senses for a truly memorable experience held in a hip and sophisticated venue in the heart of trendy Darlinghurst. This month their fetish and fantasy theme remains but with an extra twist of a Show Girl theme to really heat things up.

With so many fetishes for you to try we thought we’d give you a taste of just a few.

Trampling Fetish

If you’ve ever had someone walk on you during sex then you’ve been trampled on and if you haven’t tried it then give it a go – it’s exhilarating for those who get off on domination. The woman wears high heels while she walks over the man’s chest, throat, stomach, and crotch. Funny thing is that the man will barley move even when the woman is standing on his crotch with spiked heels. The men love the idea of being under a woman’s heel and the woman loves being on top. It’s a win-win situation where everyone gets off!

Latex and Leather Fetish

Seeing a hot body adorned in tight leather or latex could quite possibly be one of the sexiest sights to see and lucky for those who love this theme as it has an enormous underground culture. There are retail stores where you not only purchase anything and everything latex and leather related, you can also find out about latex parties where you will be surrounded by people dressed in leather and latex all night long.

Uniform Fetish

Who doesn’t go crazy for a man in uniform or a woman dressed in a cheerleaders outfit? This is a very popular fetish for men and women alike and it really brings the fantasy and fetish world together for a truly naughty night. This fetish is fairly broad and can be taken to any degree you feel comfortable with. A female doctor who seduces her patient or a medieval knight who knows how to use his sword – the options are only limited by your cheeky imagination.

Balloon Fetish

This one is a little unusual and so we just had to include it! This fetish involves being turned on by balloons; the smell, the noise, the excitement of not knowing when they are going to pop. People who enjoy this fetish are known as ‘looners’ and just hearing a hottie huffing and puffing on a balloon is enough to drive them over the edge.

Got a fetish that takes you to new pleasurable heights? Ever been with someone who introduced you to a fantasy you had never imagined before? Tell us all about it!

Aussie’s have long since had a love affair with the wilderness, so it’s no wonder that according to recent statistics, Australians are the most likely nationality to have sex outdoors. A RedHotPie poll result reflected this trend with 42% of members saying that they preferred having sex in a park and sex on the beach coming in a close second with 38%. Here are some of your best locations…

Apartment Rooftop or Balcony
If you want to enjoy the cool summer breeze tickle your nether regions then there’s no better place to wander over to than a rooftop or a balcony. A word of warning however, make sure it’s safe to access as the last thing you want to do is fall and break something more significant than your stride.

Car Park
Doing the nasty in a parked car can take you back to those nostalgic days as a youngin’ where you used to fool around after a date. But to really make the most of the Australian landscape you’ll need to get out of the car and explore the space around you. We recommend the classic shinning of the bonnet position or a dark little corner where the excitement of getting caught will push you over the edge.

Lover’s Lane
As you take a casual lover’s stroll after a romantic night out be on the look out for the opportunity to heat things up with a little tryst in an out of the way side lane. The hot spots near a busy street will keep things extra spicy as you can hear the traffic zoom past you.

Swimming Pool
If you really want to feel patriotic this Australia day, then combine two favourite icons, the swimming pool and sex outdoors. Not only do bathing suits leave little to the imagination they provide the sort of easy access that other items of clothing simply can’t live up to. So heat things up this summer while you cool down with a bit of a quick dip.

Hiking Trail
The Australian landscape is celebrated the world over for its wild ruggedness and there’s no reason why you shouldn’t get out there and enjoy it either. Flex your calf muscles as you hike the trail but make sure you go off the beaten track and flex a different kind of muscle too – it’s secluded enough for privacy while still allowing you to embrace Mother Nature and all her naughty impulses.

Beach
The salty taste of the ocean on your bare flesh, the warm sand under you, and a light sea breeze to cool you down – it’s no wonder sex on the beach is so popular. And the best thing is that there are a number of opportunities. You can go for a swim in the ocean and do the nasty in the warm water, you can hide behind the sand dunes, you could look for an empty seaside cave, or you could just wait till the sun goes down and just lay there in the middle of the sandy bay. With so many choices you may have to try out more than one just to make sure you’ve found the most pleasurable.

Park
Coming in as the most popular choice was the park – and there are a number of reasons why. There’s no messy sand to deal with, there’s less chance of getting caught (who visits a park at night?) and there are plenty of opportunities to get creative with playground equipment. Whether you want to get into the swing of things or slide into a saucy position, your local park is secluded enough that no one will be drawn to your moans of pleasure but risqué enough that someone may be passing through; heightening that ever arousing ‘chance of getting caught’ factor – a perfect combination.

And remember…
It’s sad but true; couples engaging in sexual acts in a public place should be aware that most states and territories have laws against indecent exposure. So if you’re going to do the nasty in the wild outdoors, make sure you do so in situations where the chances of getting caught or offending anyone are very low. Exercise caution, play safe, and enjoy!

Did we miss a sexy location? Do you have a favourite hot spot for outdoor sex? Why don’t you tell us all about it!