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What brings its uncalled-for visit?

Inopportune boners are a reality. You need to handle them before wandering eyes spot it and take you for a pervert.

Luckily, a few sleight-of hand manoeuvres can keep the situation under wraps in almost any situation.

The Choker

How to do it:  With the speed and agility of a frightened cat, cautiously reach into your pocket and wrap your hands around your pointer. Grip that pecker and strangle the blood from it back to your brain.

Draw The Curtain

When your jimmy’s been playing back and forward ball game in your sports shorts. All the excitement has given him the wrong idea; swiftly pull that long t-shirt over your stiff.

The Flex

Redditor, Masterwad, suggests a perfect move: “You don’t have to wait it out. A man can get rid of an erection by flexing a large muscle for about 30 seconds or more, like both thighs. If you’re sitting, rest your feet on your toes and push off the ground as if you’re just about to stand up.”

The Cold Blow

Having a few drinks with some mates and there it is. Don’t want your friends to think any of them turns you on. Look at the drink in your hand and quickly grab an ice cube. Cautiously slip the ice into your pants and press the ice against your pink helmet. The cold will give you appropriate shrinkage.

The Pocketeer

No, we’re not talking about those pocket games from the mid-seventies. This is the oldest trick in the book. You simply put your hand in the pocket and frenziedly push your boner against your thigh and use your hand as a shield. To really pull this off you need a diversion. Use your other hand and gesticulate like you recently arrived from Italy. Keep your crowd amused until you got no wood.

Commit these to memory to avoid finding your name on the list of “people who get boners in weird places.” Really, there you’ll find people of all walks of life – royalty, singers, actors and your ordinary Joe.

What is your go to manoeuvre to tame your boner?

The rare condition, known in medical terms as Priapism, first emerged for the 22-year-old man when he injured himself on the crossbar of his mountain bike, The Irish Independent reports.

After five weeks of having the erection, which was described as painless, he eventually went to the Tallaght hospital to seek further help.

Doctors tried a pressure dressing for two weeks but the erection returned immediately after the treatment.

Doctors then tried radiography, which helped remove the erection.

The man’s case, which is outlined in the current issue of the Irish Medical Journal, states he did not suffer any further priapism following the treatment and he had “satisfactory erection and intercourse”.

Source: news.com.au

Daniel Metzgar’s delicate predicament has led to a malpractice lawsuit being heard in a Delaware court.

Wherever the 44-year-old New Jersey truck driver went, his condition got in the way, said Metzgar’s attorney, Michael C. Heyden. Retrieving the morning newspaper became a problem. So was riding his motorcycle. Family events presented embarrassing situations because, as Heyden put it: “Dan is stuck in this position.”

According to the court papers and testimony at New Castle County Superior Court. the initial procedure was done in 2009 by a Wilmington urologist, Dr. Thomas J. Desperito, Delaware Online reported. The surgery involved placing an inflatable penile implant inside the shaft of the penis, a fluid reservoir under the abdominal wall and a pump inside the scrotum.

Metzgar said he had hoped the prosthesis would help his love life with his wife, Donna, where other solutions had failed. Unfortunately, it did just the opposite, making him feel like less of a man.

“I could hardly dance, with an erection poking my partner,” Metzgar told jurors Monday when he took the witness stand. The procedure caused him to shink from much of life, and he took up wearing long baggy sweatpants and a long shirt to hide his situation.

Source: perthnow.com.au

The businessman, 55, was forced to undergo an emergency operation after his problem firmly persisted for a staggering 21-days.

Doctors at a hospital in Kolkata, India, eventually performed the surgery to put the middle-aged man out of his misery.

But although the hour-long operation was successful, it rendered the man impotent.

Doctor Avishek Mukherjee said: “It was very late when the man sought treatment.

“The treatment has to be sought within six hours, otherwise it could even lead to death, besides the degeneration of the penis.”

The father-of-two had not taken Viagra to boost his sex drive.

Instead doctors believe he was suffering from a condition called priapism, triggered by a nervous system disorder. The disease prevents blood from draining out of the penis.

Dr Mukherjee explained: “During erection, the blood flow stops.

“So, if the erection persists for more than an hour, the supply to the penis is reduced, which can damage the organ. If the supply remains cut off for a long time, the penis can even become gangrenous.”

Dr Mukherjee added: “We drained the blood and relieved him.”

The man, whose identity has been concealed, has since been discharged from hospital.

Source: thesun.co.uk