Today is Steak and BJ Day!!!

A holiday meant for men, which means some lucky men across the world are in for a special night.

As holidays go, this one seems to infuriate some folks, but for the more liberated folks who never miss a chance to have fun, we say the holiday is for you.

If you’re not one of the lucky ones, who has their Steak and Blowjob all sorted. Fear not, we’ve got your back. You can find your date on DateFinder.

For all willing participants wanting to pamper the best guy you know without any pressure for him to return the favour. You might want to read on some techniques on how to give a great blowjob and how to cook the perfect steak.

Last year’s post on Steak & BJ Day there were a few good tips on how to give a great blowjob. The other is a video from everyone’s favourite reality TV chef star, Gordon Ramsay on how to cook your steak to perfection. Bon appetit!

Meanwhile the folk at The Wrap Zone have come up with a special holiday song:

The 14th of March is now the official “Steak & BJ Day”, simple, effective and self-explanatory.

When it comes to holidays, it’s pretty obvious that men get short-changed. It’s just the way the world works but men deserve their own day too, right?

They just want their own day to feel appreciated besides their birthdays. That’s why they love National Steak and a Blowjob day. And no, they don’t want flowers and chocolate or expensive gifts. They want eat meat and some oral relief. What’s better than steak and a blowjob? Let’s hear it guys!

Yep, nothing!!

Sadly, there are rumours that a lot of guys only get blowjobs on holidays and special occasions like birthdays and anniversaries. That’s just wrong!

But since March 14 is an official blowjob holiday, make it a special blowjob.

Every guy is different about what he thinks is the perfect blowjob, but don’t be afraid to try some new tricks. You may just help him discover something new that he’ll love.

How to get started; use this trigger; “ Put your meat on my grill, baby!”

Here are a few techniques to scrubbing up his meat and two veg the way he’ll never forget:

Slow and sensual tongue moves.

This is a great technique to get him warmed up and things moving in the right direction.

Glide and rotate your hands around the shaft

This is definitely a winner. Make an O with the thumb and pointer finger of each hand. Twist them in opposite directions while sliding them up and down while you give him oral. It’ll drive him wild.

Cup his balls

Use this technique only if you sure your man likes it, because some men like it but others don’t like their balls to be touched when they are aroused. Test the waters here.

Swirl technique

Lick around the frenulum, the skin around the head as it is extra sensitive.

Make vibrations

Hum and moan as their vibrations feel good plus it sounds sexy and like you are having a good time too.

Lock eyes

During oral sex, eye contact is sexy and hot. It’s like saying “ yeah baby, watch me pleasure while you melt in my mouth.

Speaking of blowjobs here’s a clip to brighten up your day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRWdRXzkPWw

As contemporary phenomenon fellatio took centre stage when it began to feature in x-rated films such as “Deep Throat” and Linda Lovelace had a lot to do with making fellatio mainstream.

Of course, whether oral sex came about thousands of years ago or yesterday, there have always been personal preferences in the matter, and whether or not you engage in or enjoy oral sex is totally your call. But if it feels good for you, do it!

Actually you’ll be a fool not to partake in it, since it it’s a turn on as arousing someone else causes you to become aroused.

What makes a great blowjob? Lick? Suck? Use your hands? What are then the technique men most crave? Let’s list them below and you have a say later.

1. The Wetter the Better: Feeling your hot and wet mouth wrapping his penis.
Slobber, drool, all of it, the wetter the better.

2. Suction: Vary it from hard and tight to soft and slow

3. Tongue movements and no teeth: Switch from twist and flick and watch those teeth, guys won’t enjoy it if they think they need stitches.

4. Hands movements: Good for when you need a break

5. Visual turn on: Looking down at you as you enjoy taking him all in

6. Humming: Hummer is an oral sex technique where you literally hum while going down on your man. You don’t have to keep it up for the entire below-the-belt session. Add this erotic embellishment to your usual repertoire of licking and sucking, you’ll blow his mind.

Lower pitches create slower vibrations; higher pitches create faster ones. Also, the vibrations are most intense at the opening of your mouth, so if you really want to make him explode, focus on the supersensitive head of his penis with your lips.

7. It’s a turn on: Arousing someone causes you to become aroused.

8. Deep Throat: Apparently, you can get rid of gag reflex by squeezing your left thumb,it could be a useful trick and even if it doesn’t work you get points for trying.

Last words on this; the better you are at something, the more you like it; the more you like it, the better you become.

To this day, the Blowjob remains a prominent factor in many relationships. It has toppled presidents, and it has provided smiles to faces across the known world. Yes, the blowjob today is a beautiful thing.

Now just for laughs, worse case scenario would be oral sex becoming dysfunctional:

How do you enjoy your popsicles and what are your best techniques?

Every year on this day, men get to be pampered; in a manner only a bloke can appreciate; a day devoted entirely to devouring massive hunks of meat and having their member gobbled.

Men all around the globe, including yours truly, have worked hard to please you on Valentine’s Day. Steak and BJ Day is your opportunity to pay them back. Seriously, girls show your man some appreciation for all his Valentine’s Day efforts.

Off to the kitchen, fire up that stove and cook that steak just the way he likes it, served in a see through top and a micro-mini skirt without your panties!!
Once your man is finished immediately get on your knees and prepare your mouth for a work out.

The idea is simple:

• No romantic cards or love poems

• No fancy presents and no chocolate.

• Simply give your man a steak followed with a mind-blowing blowjob but if you’re good at multitasking then steak and BJ all at once.

• Now for the finale, yell out “Happy steak and BJ day, honey”

Follow these guidelines and that owe to do it just fine. Your fella should be now sitting in front of the TV with a beer in his hand and a smile across his face. Job well done girl!!

Ok, ok, for some of you, due to your busy lives, forgetting to put a date on DateFinder or bad luck, it’ll be more like TV Dinner and Hand-job Day but as long as you’re having steak and some sort of job on your member it’s still a good day, right?

Happy Steak and BJ Day

Where was the most adventurous location you got/given a blowjob?

” Whoa nelly! A doctor speaking frankly about physical functions between two married adults?
Not in America. The California Medical Board reprimanded Zegarra, saying he should have come up with “a more appropriate response” — like what? putting her fist in her mouth? Doing handstands on a picket fence?

We diagnose this doctor as needing patients with a better sense of humor.

Does anyone know of another solution to gag reflex? Love to hear your suggestions….

Source: msn.com