March 14th is now officially “Steak and Blowjob Day” and with a title like this no need to explain what this day is all about. On Valentine’s men have to surprise, woo, get expensive gifts, flowers and dinner in all make the day special for their girls. Men do not want chocolate. Men have no need for flowers or teddy bears or other overpriced fluff. There are two things men want: steak and a blowjob.

Now it’s your turn girls to repay the favour. This holiday has been created so that the ladies can show their men how much they truly care for him. Plainly speaking no expensive night out, or flowers or gifts just a genuine eagerness to stoke your guy’s ego.

Remember a good “Steak and BJ Day” might go a long way on next Valentine’s Day.