We’re sadly having to say good-bye to summer once again but the colder months should pose no obstacle in you getting your kit off and getting your freak on. Yes, the idea of casting aside your warm, woolly coats and ugg boots may leave you feeling more than just a little cold but being a little imaginative with your house parties will surely get everyone raring to go.

Theme Nights

Crank up the central heating and turn your living room into a toasty warm beach party. Go a little (or a lot) Hawaiian and invite your guests to front up in their sexy bikinis and boardies (or rock the Tony Abbott special if budgie smugglers float your boat!). Serve up some tropical cocktails along with some beach party snacks and before you know it, winter is just a figment of your imagination. Lay some towels around the room and make use of those cosy beach tents for some private nookie time.
If the beach scene isn’t your cup of tea, get your guests over for a good old fashioned toga party or a buxom wench and bawdy pirates night. Throw in some games like truth or dare or spin the bottle and your guests will be in the mood to try anything.

Lingerie Dinner Parties

The evening chill may put you off BBQs and alfresco dining but that just means it’s time to play Masterchef inside. Invite a table of eight or ten (whatever your dining room permits) and go all out to present a fabulous meal for your guests. The only conditions are that your guests must attend your dinner party in their sexiest underwear and sit next to anyone other than their own partner.
Make a sexy three-course meal that encourages a bit of interaction. Perhaps alternate your entree and main to encourage people to share and eat a bit of everything. While waiting between courses, devise naughty mini games (two people can go under the table and guests have to decide who has done what to whom) to play to keep your guests entertained. Dessert should be something you can feed to each other or make it an extra fun game by blindfolding one person and getting that person to guess what’s on the plate. What’s the bet you all won’t make it to the bedroom to work off the calories?

Amateur Porn Shoot

Get a bunch of your favourite exhibitionist friends over, make like Zack and Miri and stage an amateur porn shoot. Work out what role each of your guests will play. Someone can play director (preferably someone who knows how to operate a video camera) and you can all have a say in the plot of your porno (ie – no real talent required there so don’t panic!). Bring out all your sexy lingerie and tacky props, and get some porno music to put you all in the mood. Use all areas of your house to set up favourite scenarios and engage in some fun role play. Maybe someone called for a plumber? Drag him into the kitchen and show him what needs his attention.
Make sure all parties are happy to be filmed though and make an unanimous agreement to either delete the footage at the end of the session or make copies for personal pleasure. If everyone likes the idea of being filmed but is extra mindful of discretion, then try a shoot with masks. Very sexy! If you just like the idea of playing porn stars then forget about the camera all together.

Glory, glory, hallelujah!

Most people are at least a little bit intrigued by the idea of of the glory hole. For those who are uninitiated with the concept, a glory-hole is a usually a hole in a wall through which a person on one side may touch and fondle another person on the other side, ideally without seeing or feeling anything other than body parts. You can set things up so that both sides don’t know whose hands, fingers, tongue or other body parts they are in contact with.
Of course, one can’t just bash a hole through the wall between the bedrooms in your house so the DIY person in your home may need to put their thinking hat on. You may want to get some MDF and build a partition with a number of holes in it. A large box may be just as fun and a little kinky for those who like it like that. For those who are not close friends of Bunnings, try a darkened bedroom in which the willing victim may lay on the bed and accept secret visitors.

Game Night

Who doesn’t like getting the board games out? OK, who doesn’t like getting down and dirty while getting the board games out? Pick a few of your favourite games and set up your guests accordingly. Aim for games that have short rounds (so winners and losers are decided fairly quickly and frequently). Work out fun rules where the winner may order the loser to do whatever they wish. You might even want to make one of your bedrooms the ‘sin bin’ and send the loser of one round in to wait for the loser of the second round. The anticipation of who might be coming in should get your guests in a spin.
Have a think about how you might be able to sex up some of your old time favourites. Maybe Monopoly can get a new set of rules where going to jail may have an entirely different meaning. Cluedo can become a fun game of ‘Who shagged who?’. You’re only limited by your imagination.