Some people don’t let out a peep while others throw caution to the wind and yell, cry, or grunt while having sex. Hell, yeah, sex is an explosion of emotions, lust, and desires of two minds and bodies coming together to reach the ultimate pleasure. Yes, it’s going to inevitably end in some sort of noise – sexy bedroom noises.

I long wondered, what do other people shout when they climax? I’ll come right out and say it: I find myself shouting “Oh God!” during orgasms.

Do you at the height of ecstasy say?

‘Oh God’? “
‘I’m Coming!’
‘F*ck Yeah!’
‘Holy Shit!’

or simply ‘UHMMMMM, Ahhhhhhh” pretty much sums you up?

Bedroom noises, however loud or quiet, give your partner clues about what you like, shows them you are into sex and into what they are doing. According to research at the UK’s University of Leeds in 2013, both women and men enjoy sex more if their bed buddy is noisy.

Following is a breakdown of the different types of noisemakers that are roaming free among us:

Let’s start with the grunters.

They certainly do not sound anything like the dainty, girly gasps we see in Hollywood productions or the banshee wailing we see in porn. Their grunt rises from a sharp cry to a screeching crescendo when the pleasure kicks in. They sound like a wild, uninhibited animal, which is very sexy – to let go and express their orgasm in its truest, simplest and powerful form. They are confident lovers who are not afraid to express their pleasure. So feel flattered at the guttural sound. That’s right people – respect the grunt.

Some of the loudest female grunting comes from our tennis champions and do they draw in the audience, wondering why? Next time enjoy the “ooohs”, “aaahs” and “eeeaahhs-urrrrrrs”…
If you find it a bit overwhelming with your partner’s ear splitting – grunt, maybe next time insert earplugs.

Then we have the silent cummer,

Stealth mode or ‘cat caught your tongue’, the suppressor, who bites down and moans quietly Mmmmmmm, ahhhhhhh. At the effort of not making a sound, however, they force a funny face. Maybe they are just too shy to let go so don’t be too quick at bursting out laughing when you catch a glimpse of their faces. It takes a lot of effort to control that powerful feeling bursting out of your body. Still, unlucky for you if you do look up at their faces, because if you haven’t orgasmed then you won’t be coming any time soon. You probably have o go off and do a solo session.

Oh, yes next we have the screamers.

Some screamers are so loud that cops sometimes knock at their door!!! Their pleasure sounds are high-pitched and as loud as sirens, which confuse outsiders with the anguished sounds of someone close to being murdered!! Yeah, they live up to being wild and uninhibited. If there be cops, they’ll let you off with a slap in the wrist and leave with a big bulge in their pants, their partner should be sending you a thank you note, really.
While we’re on the subject of notes, here are a few examples we’ve spotted online:
“Good morning!
We hope your sexorcism was successful last night. We do ask, as a courtesy to the building, that you limit expelling demons to Friday or Saturday nights.
Thanks in Advance”
AND
“ Dear Neighbour,
Last night I believe I could hear you and your BF having sex. Do you mind being louder? It was hard for me to masturbate while holding a cup on the wall.
Guy at no.17”

Best notes, right?

Now for the Vocal

Dirty talk who doesn’t like that? “Want me to touch you there?” Bend over! Going to fuck your brains out!” Going to make you my slut for the night!” type of talk. The talker, talks his/her way to getting to know what you like about sex. The talker can take sex from average to mind blowing. It feels good that they are trying to please you. It’s a turn-on in the moment.

Last, there are the gigglers

Those who at the height of their ecstasy burst out first in a giggle and then into full laughter. It would definitely make for a very awkward one night stand, especially if you weren’t given any warning, you’d be left thinking your sex performance was, well, laughable. Wow, that could be ego deflating. Now, in retrospect you can brush it off as an expression of a great night.

The crier

When you’re having mind-blowing sex and then boom you burst out in tears after an orgasm, WTF!
They really are tears of happiness and not feelings of melancholy. Climaxing can sometimes feel like a sensory overload taking you from a great high to a real low through the beginning to the end of an orgasm. Much like the giggler, the crier goes through a rollercoaster of emotions and instead of giggling, cries instead.

Don’t be afraid of how you come across just enjoy your orgasm whether it makes you roar, grunt, scream, laugh, cry or moan, do whatever comes and feels natural. Be wild; be free and uninhibited in your bedroom

Which one(s) are you? What do you say during your orgasm? Better yet, Tell us about your partner or a casual fling , which one are they?