It’s that exciting time of year again when the Exotic Novelties Sexpo swings into action all around Australia, so get ready Sydney siders because it’s about to roll into town at the end of July! Sexpo is the ultimate adult wonderland; it’s as if someone took the contents of the best Kings Cross sex and novelty stores and scattered them across the massive convention floor in central Sydney. Imagine a nightclub atmosphere mixed together with a tupperware party then throw in some of the sexiest babes and hottest hunks in the southern hemisphere and there you have it: The sensational Sexpo Health, Sexuality and lifestyle Expo. The Sexpo convention has established itself as the preeminent adult event in Australia since being created in 1996. It has become a stable event in the calendar of hundreds of thousands of open minded Australians and continues to grow from year to year.

This year, in its 10th year anniversary, Sexpo is back bigger and better then ever before with tens of thousands of attendees estimated for the event. MC-ing the night will be the sensational Bessie Bardot with help from Miss Nude Australia, the sexy Arianna Starr, who will also be entertaining us with some erotic strip shows. This sexy duo will be introducing the likes of Alan Length, The Master Penis Puppeteer, who will be performing his live stage show. Here he will be showcasing his new tricks such as ‘The Fortune Cookie’, the ‘Cocks Plate’ and the ‘Tongue in Cheek’ as well as old favorites like the ever popular ‘Hamburger,’ the ‘Snail’ and the ‘Swollen Thumb.’

Also on stage will be penile artist Tim Patch who will be there to unveil his latest portraits of famous political figures such as John Howard and Kim Beazley. Given the current state of the political landscape in Australia, these images are appropriately drawn with his penis. A new addition to the Sexpo line up is the Worlds First Sex Train. This cheeky take on the traditional show-ground favourite, The Ghost Train, gives riders kinkier kind of thrill. And of course, there’s my personal favorite, the Amateur Strip Tease competition. It would not be a Sexpo without letting members of the audience get on stage and shake their groove thang to the applause of the audience. While you’re waiting around between shows, why not drop by the RedHotPie stand and say hello to our sexy RedHotPie staff!

To take in the spectacle that is the Sexpo experience, get yourself down to the Hordern Pavilion and the Royal Hall of Industries, near FOX studios in Moore Park. Doors will be opening at 11.00am from the 27th to 30th of July 2006.