Vagina Scented Perfume?
A vagina-scented fragrance made its international debut at an erotic trade fair in Berlin.
Bottled as Vulva Original, the whiffy potion allows users to savor the olfactory essence of a woman any time, anywhere. The website instructs: “Apply it to the back of your hand and sniff. Your libido will take care of the rest all by itself.”
According to the creators extensive tests were done before the product launch and the scent got the thumbs up.
(Source: playboy.com, Photo courtesy of Vivaeros)
Sandy’s note – For those who crave the scent of a woman
‘Sex bomb‘ sparks security alert
A SUSPICIOUS package which sparked a bomb scare and forced the evacuation of a New Zealand mail centre was found to be a sex aid.
An airport X-ray machine alerted staff about suspicious wiring in the parcel from China on Tuesday and it was placed in an explosives safe overnight.
Emergency services were only notified the next morning when they decided to evacuate the mail centre near Auckland airport.
The parcel was later identified as a sex aid, the New Zealand Herald reported.
The incident has prompted a Customs investigation into why emergency services were not immediately contacted, leaving a potential bomb in a safe overnight.
(Source: news.com.au)
Men to be spanked in new town
CONSTRUCTION has started on the world‘s first Woman-town, where disobedient men will get a spanking.
The 2.3sqkm Shuangqiao district in China‘s Chongqing will have a motto proclaiming its philosophy: “A woman never makes a mistake, a man must not refuse a woman‘s request.”
Li Jigang, the town‘s director of tourism, said: “In any tour group entering this town, female members would play the deciding role concerning shopping and other items of the itinerary … A disobedient man will be punished by kneeling on an uneven board or by washing dishes in a restaurant.”
(Source: news.com.au)
Man cuts off own penis in restaurant
A man has undergone groundbreaking microsurgery after cutting off his penis in a crowded London restaurant.
The 35-year-old Polish national burst into the 200-seat Zizzi eaterie on The Strand and grabbed a large knife from the kitchen before jumping onto a table and dropping his trousers.
As panicking diners fled, the man sliced his penis off.
“This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about,” sales rep Stuart McMahon told The Sun newspaper.
“Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out. Then he cut it off. I couldn‘t believe it.
“The staff were really upset and there was blood everywhere.”
The man was subdued by police wielding tear gas, who packed the severed organ in ice then took it and the man to St Thomas‘s Hospital in south London.
A spokeswoman for the Royal College of Surgeons confirmed this was the first attempt in British history to reattach a severed penis, but there is no indication at this stage that it was a success.
(Source: ninemsn.com.au)
Sandy’s note – This wacky story was by far the stand out. While his motives weren‘t clear, it could be possible his pecker wasn‘t getting much use. If only someone had told him about RedHotPie he would have found a much better way to use his now broken ‘tool.‘
Metal Breast Implants
BREAST implants laced with metal will be implanted in thousands of Australian women in a world-first trial aimed at reducing cases of breast job hardening and deformity.
More than 10,000 Australian women have breast augmentations every year – the second most popular cosmetic surgery after liposuction. However, about seven per cent of these women will suffer from an unnatural tightening where the breast becomes overly firm, and sometimes distorted and painful.
Cosmetic surgeons have started to recruit 3000 Australian women nationwide to test out a European-made titanium implant they believe will have lower rates of so-called capsular conjecture. Study leader Daniel Fleming told the national conference of cosmetic medicine in Melbourne today initial results from the first 80 patients implanted since November were very positive, with only one case of the complication reported.
The complication arises when breast tissue surrounding the implant reacts by contracting and squashing the implant, making it hard and scrunching up the breast. Some patients get just moderate firming while in the worst cases the pouch becomes rock hard and painful, requiring corrective surgery. A French implant company has tried to negate the problem by modifying their standard silicone gel implants and coating them in an invisible, microscopic layer of titanium, a naturally-occurring metal also used in hip replacements and bone screws.
“The idea is when we put a titanium implant inside a patient the body sees the titanium, not the silicon, and it won‘t react, but we don‘t know if this is completely the case yet,” Dr Fleming said.
“We do know it won‘t interfere with mammograms or airport scanners though.”
He said half the women offered the titanium implant had taken up the option, with the rest preferring the standard filler. It would be a year before more detailed results would be available.
(Source: news.com.au)
Ride on the Sex Train
GET ready Adelaide. After a five-year absence, or should that be abstinence, Sexpo – Australia‘s premier health, sexuality and adult-lifestyle exhibition is back.
It‘ll run from Thursday to Sunday, May 3 to 6 at the Adelaide Showground.
This year, you can check out the world‘s first adults-only amusement ride, the Gerbil. There‘s also a guy who‘ll paint your portrait with, um, well, not his hands.
The exhibition ambassador Arianna Starr, is both a Miss Nude World and qualified pastry chef.
Talk about multi-skilled. Sounds like there‘s something for everyone at Sexpo. We‘ll see you there. Maybe.
(Source: news.com.au)
Sandy’s note – Don‘t forget RedHotPie will be at the Adelaide Sexpo so come on down and get a little sexy!
