Whether it’s in the ocean or in the bushes, a quickie while getting in touch with Mother Nature is fast becoming a national icon, and, in celebration of Australia Day, RedHotPie has jumped on the bandwagon, bringing you the tried and tested hot spots for outdoor lovin’.
Aussie’s have long since had a love affair with the wilderness, so it’s no wonder that according to recent statistics, Australians are the most likely nationality to have sex outdoors. A RedHotPie poll result reflected this trend with 42% of members saying that they preferred having sex in a park and sex on the beach coming in a close second with 38%. Here are some of your best locations…
Apartment Rooftop or Balcony
If you want to enjoy the cool summer breeze tickle your nether regions then there’s no better place to wander over to than a rooftop or a balcony. A word of warning however, make sure it’s safe to access as the last thing you want to do is fall and break something more significant than your stride.
Car Park
Doing the nasty in a parked car can take you back to those nostalgic days as a youngin’ where you used to fool around after a date. But to really make the most of the Australian landscape you’ll need to get out of the car and explore the space around you. We recommend the classic shinning of the bonnet position or a dark little corner where the excitement of getting caught will push you over the edge.
Lover’s Lane
As you take a casual lover’s stroll after a romantic night out be on the look out for the opportunity to heat things up with a little tryst in an out of the way side lane. The hot spots near a busy street will keep things extra spicy as you can hear the traffic zoom past you.
Swimming Pool
If you really want to feel patriotic this Australia day, then combine two favourite icons, the swimming pool and sex outdoors. Not only do bathing suits leave little to the imagination they provide the sort of easy access that other items of clothing simply can’t live up to. So heat things up this summer while you cool down with a bit of a quick dip.
Hiking Trail
The Australian landscape is celebrated the world over for its wild ruggedness and there’s no reason why you shouldn’t get out there and enjoy it either. Flex your calf muscles as you hike the trail but make sure you go off the beaten track and flex a different kind of muscle too – it’s secluded enough for privacy while still allowing you to embrace Mother Nature and all her naughty impulses.
Beach
The salty taste of the ocean on your bare flesh, the warm sand under you, and a light sea breeze to cool you down – it’s no wonder sex on the beach is so popular. And the best thing is that there are a number of opportunities. You can go for a swim in the ocean and do the nasty in the warm water, you can hide behind the sand dunes, you could look for an empty seaside cave, or you could just wait till the sun goes down and just lay there in the middle of the sandy bay. With so many choices you may have to try out more than one just to make sure you’ve found the most pleasurable.
Park
Coming in as the most popular choice was the park – and there are a number of reasons why. There’s no messy sand to deal with, there’s less chance of getting caught (who visits a park at night?) and there are plenty of opportunities to get creative with playground equipment. Whether you want to get into the swing of things or slide into a saucy position, your local park is secluded enough that no one will be drawn to your moans of pleasure but risqué enough that someone may be passing through; heightening that ever arousing ‘chance of getting caught’ factor – a perfect combination.
And remember…
It’s sad but true; couples engaging in sexual acts in a public place should be aware that most states and territories have laws against indecent exposure. So if you’re going to do the nasty in the wild outdoors, make sure you do so in situations where the chances of getting caught or offending anyone are very low. Exercise caution, play safe, and enjoy!
Did we miss a sexy location? Do you have a favourite hot spot for outdoor sex? Why don’t you tell us all about it!