The City of Churches was worshipping at the Temple of Flesh Friday night as Adelaide’s Crazy Horse Revue hosted the nation’s sexiest pageant, the hotly contested, Miss Nude Australia.

The crowd assembled from far and wide, eagerly anticipating the arrival of tonight’s finalists. It’s been quite the road these girls have travelled; from all around Australia they had come, seeking fame and fortune. All week they had been battling through the semi finals to earn selection for tonight’s final showdown.

The strip-off between some of Australia’s most beautiful women was always going to be a jaw dropping affair and as the RedHotPie team soon found out, the girls were determined not to disappoint.

The vocal crowd was lead through proceedings by the ever excitable Madame Josephine and the sizzling Georgia Jaimes. Once the evening had been introduced the crowd got a taste of the quality that is associated with the title as the returning champion and co-compare, Suzie Q exploded onto stage with a hoop routine that kick-started every crotch in the room.

Soon enough we were down to the competition proper. The crowd were treated to a bevy of exquisite routines, pumping music and dazzling costumes. The girls came out dressed as everything from cheer leaders to Native American squaws; but ultimately the result was always the same, a smouldering performer, naked, being showered at the front of the stage before the highly charged on-lookers.

The RedHotPie VIP table including staff and a few lucky members, was jammed hard up against the action. At times the soapy suds flying off the ample bosoms of our performers shot off in our direction, but that’s just a hazard of the job! Each and every one of us sucked it up and powered through!

We had motorbikes on stage, we had dry-ice fog, we had girls jumping through virtual fire and we had sex appeal, god almighty, did we have sex appeal!

None of us envied the judges and although RedHotPie co-founder Max McGuire himself was on the judging panel, the rest of us were left to debate and argue as to which of the sumptuous ladies had taking out the title. Each and every one of us had an opinion and would not be told otherwise, but we would simply have to wait for the announcement.

Soon enough all the finalists emerged on stage; they were soon joined by all the lovely ladies that had bowed out during the weeks semis. What a sight readers – 14 of Australia’s most beautiful girls, right there, in all there glory. Simply superb!

As each girl received a trophy for her best asset, be it their pole work, crowd interaction, posterior or bosom the crowd knew the best of the best was about to emerge.

In third place, our Native American Squaw, Amarli Imez took the first podium position. The NSW beauty’s routine early on the in the night had really set the bench mark which all other girls would strive to match. One of the night’s most beautiful girls.

In second it was the pole scouring dynamo, Felix. Hailing from WA, young Felix stunned the entire room with one of the most accomplished pole routines any of us could ever hope to see. You really have to witness this girl work the vertical, there is no better in the country and quite possibly the world.

However the judges were after the overall package and after a long week of hard seduction, crowd adulation and sweaty sexuality, it was Nikki from W.A that became the 2009 Miss Nude Australia. To the hoots and hollers she happily accepted the winner’s bounty and thanked all in attendance and began her reign as the champ.