Last month the city of Churches was on fire as Australia’s hottest talent put it all on the line for the title of Miss Nude Australia. Max and the RHP team where ringside to check it out… it’s a bastard of a job kids but someone’s got to do it right?!

Think poles, think fire, think lotions, think just about anything you like, because when the national title is on the line, some of Australia’s sexiest girls pull out all the stops and this years pageant was no different. In fact, according to co-founder Madame Josephine, the Miss Nude Australia Pageant 2008 really turned up the heat.

“I can tell you that this year, even over all of the previous years just amazed me, the standard was just incredibly high, and when it came to that final week when all the state winners came together the line-up was just awesome!”

Held at the world-renowned Crazy Horse Revue, over a dozen on our finest fillies purred their way through molten routines that no doubt did little to help the global warming problem. In fact not only has 2008 and proven to be one of the pageants finest showings to date, it looked very much as though the Australian public are returning to the sophistication of high-end seduction in droves… in turn, the girls are following.

“I just think the dancers want to be showgirls again” spouts Madame Josephine. “I mean table dancing and lap dancing is great, we do it at Crazy Horse and it’s terrific, but I think the girls are really getting back into the idea of dressing up, making the effort and there’s nothing better than seeing good wholesome entertainment like that”.

And don’t think you’ve got to be of the crow-eater bloodline to get in on the action ladies; with heats being held over the years from Townsville to Hobart and a slew of raunchy rooms in between, just about every lass with aspirations of greatness can have a crack and shaking it with the best. Not only can the Miss Nude Australia pageant bump up your savings account by about $20,000, you get a lovely sash and a chance to take it all the way to the big game. Former holders of the domestic title such as the sexiciously sumptuous Morgan Summer have gone on to compete and win international titles such as Miss Nude World and Miss Nude Universe proving once again, Aussie women are simply unbeatable!
 
When pageant time rolls around, each Australian state hosts a number of first round heats to gather the finest from far and wide, from there it’s off to the big smoke to compete for the states titles. The winner and first runner up in each state head to Adelaide for the big one, so as you can imagine, after all those moves, after all the routines and all that judging… the quality is nothing short of electric, to that we can testify personally!

A big congrats to this year’s winner SusieQ who won her way to the nationals after taking out the Miss Nude NSW title. After fighting a few initial nerves Suzie stepped up with an act that left the judges juiced and the crowd positively primal

“It was amazing, just an incredible experience” beams Suzie. “All the girls were so lovely; you hear about the bitchiness in those things but they were great. All the girls were helping each other with their costumes and everything. Overall the competition was amazing, especially the stage at the Crazy Horse, I’ve never seen anything like it”.

Thanks again to Madame Josephine, Karen and Yvonne from the Miss Nude Australia organising folk for making the RedHotPie team both welcome and tingly all at the same time. You can bet the farm we’ll be headed back next year and if you know what’s good for you, you’ll be doing the same!