A group of six crash-strapped students are selling an X-rated, tell-all dairy of their erotic trip to Ibiza so that they can raise funds to return to the Island of sun, surf and sex.

The six lads, all aged 22, recorded a 6,000 word account of their drinking and sexual antics when they visited in August last year. The boys came up with the money making scheme to launch it on the internet and charge readers £1 a peek. The saucy six hope to raise £2,000 with their tasty tales of “boobs, bums and bare-skin tums” so that they can return to the party island.

According to the boys’ website, Ibiza.com, the diary is their last chance after many vain attempts to raise the money have failed. They write, “Beano tried selling himself on eBay and raised £7.67. Danny has mowed three lawns and washed two cars, whilst CJ has been building some rather swanky websites. Our last hope is to sell our diary that we made from our last trip.”

The authors of the diary, who give their names as Tommy, Rocky, Beano, CJ, Danny and Dirtbag said, “We only took about £60 each this year and ran out of money really quickly,” Danny said last night. “We were disappointed – we thought about all the things we could have done.”

If the lads raise £2,000 they will be able to party in Ibiza with around £300 each and will be able to avoid staying in a “ten-euros-a-night dirty hostel.”

So what can we expect to read in the diary? They promise readers their guide on how to “bag a bird on the beach” or “soothe a headache from hell”. In one part of the diary, the boys excitedly recall how they spotted some girls in the room opposite theirs, dancing around topless.

“We had a perfect view of some cracking t*ts!” they wrote. “Things were going perfect, they were naked and we were perving complete with beers in hand, we had a beautiful view of some very lovely jubbelys and no one had even so much as bought them a drink! However things suddenly took a turn for the worse – we were clocked!”
I spoke with one of the Ibiza crew Danny, who said even though the boys enjoyed a romp or two while partying on the Island, there’s much more to the experience.

“It quickly became apparent that this island was just not all about that (sex), and as soon as you realise not everything is about getting laid you’ll soon live and appreciate the full ‘Ibiza experience’ – and my f**king god what an experience,” says Danny.

“That’s what we put it down to anyway – others just say we’re a bunch of ugly f**kers!”

Danny’s best Ibiza shag? “An Essex girl, 7am in the sea.” he says. “And yes, it was worth flying thousands of miles to pick up something I could find in Southend – everything in Ibiza tastes better.”

Danny says that they’ve sold over 200 copies of the diaries and have received some raving reviews. “We put it down to the diversity our diary has to offer, and the level at which we communicate with our readers. The pictures of the birds we shagged probably help too.”

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