A girlfriend of mine asked me if I had ever used the RedHotPie chat rooms. She knew that I was on the site (being the naughty nymph that I am) and supposed that I might be privy to the world of web camming and other fun online frivolities as she had heard from a male friend of hers who frequented RHP. I sadly had to confess to her that I had never participated in the chat rooms but promised that I would give it a go the first night I had the house to myself.

When finally the night came where I was rid of housemate, younger sister and other distracting factors, I poured myself a glass of wine and plonked myself down in front of my trusty home PC. I wasn’t sure why I felt nervous, but I figured a bit of Dutch courage wouldn’t go astray when meeting strangers, online or off.

I logged onto RHP and clicked my way through to the chat rooms. I wondered if I should test the waters first and try the social chat room but figured I should take the plunge and leap into the adult web cam room. With one click, I became one of about 120 people in the room, all busily saying hello and sending smiley faces all over the place. Like a solo party guest with no one to talk to, I stood alone in the middle of the virtual room waiting for someone to say hi. Soon enough though, I started to get a few welcoming greetings.

“Hey beachnymph! How are u 2nite?” asked one of the guys.
“Where in Syd are u?” asked a girl whose profile I had often drooled over.
“Nice photos beachnymph!” said another chatter enthusiastically.

I was rather chuffed to have been included into the group so easily and wished it was more like that in the real world. I quickly typed out my replies and feeling more confident, started saying hello to people as they logged on. The conversations were light-hearted and a little naughty.

After a while, I started to notice that the ‘chatters’ were limited to a relatively small number of people in the overall list of people in the room. I had also noted that a lot of people had their webcams turned on. Given some of the comments thrown around in the chat room of a lewd nature, it didn’t take long for me to work out that a good majority of people were using their fingers for activities other than typing. It was time for me to see what was keeping people so engrossed.

I clicked on one web-camming girl and found a lovely looking brunette in her 20s sitting at her desk. To my disappointment, she was dressed but given the warm encouragement she was getting to be otherwise, I made a mental note to check her out again later in the evening. I clicked on a different girl and saw far more than I expected. A trim, attractive blonde in her 30s was revelling in the attention and giving her adoring audience a great show. She had some amazing sex toys in her treasure trove that I hadn’t seen before, even in my not-so sheltered life. I could have very easily stayed watching this lady but after watching her orgasm for the third time, I was ready to move on.

Having viewed a few other girls living it up for the camera (including the cute brunette who eventually got down to her underwear), I chose to see what some cheeky couples were up to on webcam. One couple was engaged in some very strenuous activity, much to the joy of the chat room. Another couple was showing how adept the Missus was at giving head. Since her man wasn’t exactly small, I felt the compulsion to applause at the end of her efforts, for which she was rewarded with his sticky ‘appreciation’.

I then decided to see what the guys were doing on cam although one could easily imagine what given the brilliant shows put on by the RHP girls and couples so far. I figured that some of the guys who were earlier on cam may well have ‘retired’ for the night but there were certainly some hotties still giving it their all on cam. One young buff boy was happily chatting and showing off his taut pecs and abs to the delight of the girls (and quite possibly some guys!). Another guy whose username suggested a member of sizeable proportion was certainly putting money where his mouth is. Drawing a number of wow’s and is-that-for-real’s, it seems we’ve found our own Dirk Diggler on RHP.

A little too awestruck, I chose to click onto another guy who lived in Brisbane and had not too explicit photos in his profile. Although he was a face-less stranger, I was excited to watch someone who seemed less concerned about being gawked at than others. He was just doing what he’d probably normally do alone in his room, regardless of the webcam being on or not. I felt a bit like a voyeur taking a peek at the bedroom window and I have to admit that I liked the sensation of doing something naughty.

I was sneakily watching for a few minutes when suddenly a small window popped up on my screen. I’d been sprung! Mr Brisbane had obviously noticed me watching him and used a private message to let me know that he knew. I sheepishly read his message:

“Would u like a private show?”

With that, I became one of the many silent chatters in the room, completely oblivious to the idle chit chat happening in the main room.

So what will I report back to my girlfriend about what goes on in the RHP chat room? What doesn’t go on?? My only problem is that I don’t have a web cam of my own. Thank goodness Harvey Norman is just around the corner!

See you in RHP chat!!!