“The city’s flying; we’re fighting an army of robots; I have a bow and arrow; none of it makes sense…” Nor will it to anyone not thoroughly au fait with…

A film about male strippers promises Showgirls (or at least Burlesque) levels of camp guilty-pleasure fun for female and gay-male audiences. But look again, because the trailers are misleading. This…

Ok, let’s just say this from the get go: if you walk into The Expendables expecting anything more than a cheesy stroll down memory lane then, one: you’ll be disappointed,…

They should have called this film Bugger-all Activity. For the rave reviews this film has been receiving and the insane piles of cash it’s taking at the box office you…

Sam Raimi, you beautiful bastard. You’re as whacked out as ever and thankfully, you’ve retained that adolescent streak that made your take on horror so damn enjoyable! Yes shock fans,…

Back in the early naughties, director, Todd Phillips had a cult smash with the debaucherous comedy Old School. The film reintroduced us to the fantastic frat-house comedy stylings that American…

When a film’s directed by some clown calling himself McG, the trepidation sets in early. Is McG short for something? Is it in fact an acronym? Multiple Cliché Guy springs…

J.J Abrams has got balls; big shiny brass balls that must drag on the ground when he walks into the offices of Hollywood CEOs. Taking on a franchise is a…

Well hasn’t it been quite the year for Aussie A-lister Hugh Jackman. He was voted Sexiest Man Alive, hosted the Oscars and now the all singing, all dancing thespian is…