We are a month into the 2006 series of Big Brother and I can’t help but wonder what is up with young Aussie guys? Or rather, what’s not up, even worse, what is up but not being put to good use, does the Big Brother house need a dose of Viagra or what? This years Big Brother boys seem to be just that…BOYS! C’mon guys, show us you are men or step aside and let some RedHotPie guys become the intruders. These blokes have been chosen from tens of thousands of contestants to appear on the Big Brother show and are surrounded and bound to a house full of hot sexy girls and what are they doing about it? Nothing!

I’m sure all the RedHotPie guys from around Australia are saying “pick me, pick me!” but Big Brother is getting it all wrong! I mean, Jamie is hung like a horse and has even scored himself a girlfriend in the house, Katie. So what the hell are they waiting for? We want to see some action damn it. And the house is definitely lacking action.

Then there’s Gaelan. He had the entire super-deluxe rewards room to himself in the Big Brother house and invited big-boobed Krystal along with him. Good move, but what did he do with her? They chatted over a couple of glasses of wine, which would have been fab had it led to other things. Krystal definitely had a glint in her eye for Gaelan that suggested there could have been room for romance, but now she’s just gone back to looking at herself in the mirror.

As for Jade, she openly admitted that she craved affection and some tender love and care and so you’d think that one of the 8 guys in the Big Brother house would GIVE HER SOME! She may as well fly a plane at the beach with a banner on the back that said “please take me I want it.” God knows she probably would have gotten a better response from the sand dunes.

What do you have to say about the lack of hot fun in the Big Brother house this year, and last year for that matter? If you were in the Big Brother house, what naughty things would you get up to, and who with? Email your opinions to community@redhotpie.com.au.