Death Magnetic – Metallica
Well anyone who sat through the eye-gougingly painful Some Kind of Monster documentary chronicling Metallica as they crafted their uber-shite St Anger album would be very curious to see if…
Butt nothing!
A notorious bottom-pincher in Papua New Guinea’s Bougainville region has been beaten up by a group of women after he pinched one of their posteriors. The thrashing and a brief…
Boobs on bikes
The Christchurch City Council is taking a hands-off approach to a planned Boobs on Bikes parade in the city next year. A parade held in Auckland yesterday, to promote the…
Peepee Voodoo
Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men’s penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the…
Lose the Habit!
An Italian priest is fed up of nuns being thought of as old and plain – so he is organising a modelling competition to prove many of them are actually…
Man goes nuts!
A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong. The nut…
Russell Brand – Bad boy or buffoon?
Well the American’s have been quite uppity recently about UK wild child Russell Brand’s hosting job at the MTV Video Music Awards. It all seems a little ridiculous don’t you…
Harold and kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay
You know what to expect going in so don’t whine when it’s served up on a plate. Yes if you’re hoping for anything more than dick, fart and boob jokes…
Universes – Birds of Tokyo – Independant
It’s almost embarrassing that when discussing Birds of Tokyo, front-man Ian Kenny’s other musical juggernaut, Karnivool will be referenced. I mention this only because with the release of their second…
Miss Nude Australia 2009 wrap
The City of Churches was worshipping at the Temple of Flesh Friday night as Adelaide’s Crazy Horse Revue hosted the nation’s sexiest pageant, the hotly contested, Miss Nude Australia. The…