The city of churches again packed away the prudes last week, unleashing Australia’s sexiest event – the 2010 Miss Nude Australia pageant. The good sorts were flown in from the farthest reaches of the continent for a week or parading that could jump start any crotch in the country.

It’s about this time of year that East Coast stockists experience a dramatic shortage in foundation, false eye lashes, sequins and spandex. The scale of the event is staggering and it’s only when you look at the weeklong format you realize how tough and talented these girls are!

From day one of the 2009 finals it was clear that this field was one of the finest in years and whoever was to take the title would have to have that special something. As it turned out, that special something was magic – literally. Amarli Inez from Sydney who had been smashing it all week unleashed her Magic tinged Chicago routine upon a very appreciative audience, a spectacular that would secure her the crown and a new legion of fans!

Also making crackerjack appearances were first and second runners up Chante’ and Angel Fox, both Perth ladies, proving once again the folk in the West have got it goin’ awn!

We caught up with the newly crowned Miss Nude Australia, Amarli Inez a few days after her win to relive the week long high. Sipping on a coffee over a relaxing cafe lunch, Amarli cooed about her win and the amazing week that lead to her to the title.

(RedHotPie) So what a week hey, what was the field like this year?

(Amarli Inez) Yeah good, Perth actually produced some really hot girls this year! I don’t know what’s going on in Western Australia.

Something in the water

Yeah all the dark horses come from Perth, but on the whole a lot of good girls this year, it was really challenging but that’s the way we like it!

And who were the favourites going in?

Well the girl I went down with from Sydney, she has the full Pamela Anderson look you know, the massive boobs and the long blonde hair and the perfect pouty lips she was always a real chance, and when I turned up and saw the show I fell in love with Angel from Perth, I loved all her props and her entire show was so professional and well rehearsed!

And I guess what the male readers are wondering is what goes on behind the scenes, is it all lovey-dovey or does it get a bit catty backstage?

Actually we all get on really well

Come on, that’s the boring answer

(laughs) Well I could fabricate some stories for you. No I think we’re all mature and sensible enough to know that there’s only going to be one winner

So does it go the other way then, does the party ever get out of control? Are you girls a bad influence on each other?

(laughs) It’s funny that you mention that because there were a few moments like that during the week yes.

Well what’s the dirt?

(laughs) No, no, no, it wasn’t me in the middle of things I can tell you that, so they’re not my stories to tell

So it’s something you’ve observed

Yeah all I can say is that there is indeed some behind the scenes girl love. It’s way better than fighting!

Absolutely! Now the big crowds turn out for the final night of competition on Friday but it’s actually a week long finals series… is that a bit of a grind?

Oh yeah, hugely, even when you’re not performing you’re at the club parading, full hair, full make-up.

What do you mean by parading?

Well there are stages you know, you have to do one in your evening wear then you come out again later in your bikini and the judges score your body parts, so, you know, one night will be best bum or best boobs or best overall body. So each night there are different parades and it gets pretty tiring you know, I mean you’re always doing your hair and your make-up so by the end of the week everyone’s just exhausted.

And recount your own show. Tell us about the fire!

Yes I had fire, I had seen a magician in Sydney and I loved his show, of course his trick are better than mine but yeah I had fire and some other tricks and then I began removing articles of clothing until I was down to my Chicago out fit and you know the rest.

Yes indeed and when they announced you as the winner, what was that moment like?

Oh it was surreal, I kinda went into shock for a few minutes but yeah it was crazy. I didn’t get really get a chance to call anyone or let anyone know for an hour or more after the show, everyone just kept coming up to talk to me.

Well everyone wants a piece of the champ Amarli

(laughs) yes it would seem so

So what’s next for Miss Nude Australia? Ceremonial duties? Baby kissing?

Yeah I’ll be cutting the ribbons at school openings, a lot of that kinda stuff (laughs) Nah I’m not sure, I’ve kinda won most things now, you know I had Miss Centrefold last year, I won Miss Nude this year. I think I’ll just concentrate on my teaching. I teach pole dancing so I think I’ll focus on that.

Pass the magic on to a new generation

Yeah exactly (laughs).